Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure
Married to @KingoftheAbs| Mother of three | Retired Wrestler (RP ACCOUNT) Durham, North Carolina Joined October 2011-
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#OOC So yeah. Am I next to get threatened with violence for criticizing the fed that isn't worthy of being named because it's supposedly sterling reputation is anything but?
#OOC Just as pathetic as insisting your staff remain anonymous--even to each other!--lest anyone else be able to take credit for the work you DON'T do.
#OOC Just as pathetic as promoting a plagiarist to staff instead of enforcing your rules. Just as pathetic as not lifting a fucking finger to help your staff while heaping more and more ideas (and hence, work) onto them.
#OOC It's not noble to threaten to physically fight people who bash someone that is a known liar and hypocrite. It's not noble to threaten that shit /period/. You know what it is? It's pathetic. Just as pathetic as guilt-tripping your supposed 'friend' into staying around,
#OOC I was staff for six months there, and in those six months, I bore witness to so much bullshit that it could fertilize every single acre of farmland in all of Pennsylvania if it was made physical.
#OOC Watching people who were screwed over repeatedly, both as handlers and as staff, defending the fed that did it just... wow. /Wow/. Jesus fuck, am I glad I burned that bridge.
I wonder, though, if any of the other mothers on my timeline have had to deal with--or if it's just me on account of who I'm married to. My 3-year-old daughter looked at someone else's purse today and said, "Knock offs... gross." I'm blaming @GoddamnBateman for this one.
#OOC I thought @HenrikKanensson deleted, and I was sad. Good to see you're still around, even if I'm not on Twitter much at all.
#OOC I wish good RP feds weren't so Goddamn hard to find... or that I could maintain interest in an angle fed. Will was right to point out, to me, that I need to have something to prove to keep me in the chase, but that's not sustainable/possible in an angle fed. Fuck.
#OOC Every time I see @GoddamnBateman and @HENNYHeartache go at it on Twitter, this is what it reminds me of. youtube.com/watch?v=QJvU3B…
#OOC Will literally had to repeat what I said for it to be acknowledged. And then he wondered why we flat-out refused to keep Furious Angels in EXODUS.
#OOC Ah yes, Collins... who promptly went from treating me like I was incredibly talented to ignoring me wholesale because I was spoken for by a man that he knew wouldn't hesitate to rip him apart if he tried anything.
In fact, since it seems Rachel has forgotten about Twitter... in her stead, I move that we call that moron 'Burger King' from here on out, seeing as how often he gets flamebroiled by the men, women, and inanimate objects that routinely make him look dumb. All in favor?
...what kind of king doesn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'? His crown must be made of cardboard, and have 'Burger King' printed on it.
...and now to wait for people to freak out over me cursing, even though it's not near as rare as it used to be. Blame @GoddamnBateman, I suppose.
Not only that, but that I will do it without hesitation. Consider this your only warning.
Lift a single finger in the direction of my family and I will make what I did to Santana look like a walk in the fucking /park/. And considering how you were there the night I made him... how did you put it, 'pay the iron price'? You know full well that I can do it.
Perhaps me responding to this is... belated, but I don't go on Twitter very often anymore. As such, I didn't see the disappointing words of a former friend until tonight. I will put this as simply as I can so as to not be misconstrued.
#OOC ...and now I remember how ol' Richy-boy tried to get @DeathBySuplex banned from FCW because Drew pointed out a typo in RIch's banner. Yeah, that actually happened.
...goodness, this Tolson seems as vapid and empty as a certain redheaded charlatan who doesn't deserve to be named.
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Ah, those days of boyish charm. Before I decided to pull my dick out, put it on the table and tell these people to their face how great I am.
I could say something witty, implying my superiority to these unwashed masses but really-you already know I’m better.
#OOC I refuse to wear shirts or pants when I’m in my own fucking house. Deal with it.
#OOC Stupid ass mother fuckers make me want to time travel back to 2011 and just be like youtube.com/watch?v=DOZ6xQ…
@ArkiaFiskJones @GeorgieRRC #OOC
@william_hush Things may not have gone as we wanted, but you're no less of a Champion.
@SouthernClosure Mike's more of a stars and stripes kind of guy than cute, cuddly animals. So, to take the piss...both.
Welcome to the club, @SouthernClosure. I'm proud of you.
I'M BACK AND BETTER THAN EVA GOT A KNACK FOR MAKIN THINGS BETTER
Ladies and gentlemen, your 7th Circle of Hell winner at #VWAMethodOfSacrifice; @SouthernClosure! z13.invisionfree.com/fhqwhgads/inde…
Someone who wishes they were me? That's totally uncommon. It's totally uncommon that they lack the talent, too.
#ooc all this talk about weight and I'm just looking at my crotch and nodding in approval.
#OOC Translation: I AM ALWAYS BEING SARCASTIC UNLESS I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO BE SERIOUS.
#OOC I can't put my penis inside of a woman who doesn't appreciate a good IRL heel turn.
So you don't get why people aren't understand you, that's cool. It happens. But don't keep arguing, you're not doing anyone any favors.