Achini Samaranayake @SparkInterruptd
Joined August 2018-
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If I were Clarence, I'd watch his so-called biopic and die a second time.
අනේ මන්දා ආන්ටි ඉතින් මේවා!
Did something I had been procrastinating on for ages (it took maybe one hour ) and it feels so good, now if only I could remember that before the 57000 times I will procrastinate in future !
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Pooja what is this behaviour???
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Completely agree with this order. You should never install a VPN, open a Tor connection on Brave, copy the .onion link of Z library from their Wikipedia page and then download literally all books and papers ever
Completely agree with this order. You should never install a VPN, open a Tor connection on Brave, copy the .onion link of Z library from their Wikipedia page and then download literally all books and papers ever
The Sri Lankan urge to tell someone to arrive at a time hours earlier than the actual time is beyond me. Like, leave 30mins' allowance for tardiness, fine. Anything beyond that is just absurd.
Me: Does nothing useful with my life (except routine work and chores) for weeks on end Also me : finally takes up task and hyperfocuses on it till 2.30 am, will prolly be dead at work tomorrow
Current daily activities: 1. Refresh the ministry's transfers webpage to see if they have finally arranged a replacement for me in Timbuktu, so I could transfer somewhere (atleast somewhat) closer to home. 2. See that page is unchanged . 3. Cry.
Men.
What the Hell, WishQue? Ver 2
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Dentist told me I needed a crown, glad someone’s finally recognised this
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Watch a few videos of what happens to rear seat passengers when they don't wear seat belts, and you'll know. Enforcing this is an excellent move.
Watch a few videos of what happens to rear seat passengers when they don't wear seat belts, and you'll know. Enforcing this is an excellent move.
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fucked up this morning and got actually upset over the mass starvation of people instead of emotionally burying it in order to just go to work like everything’s normal.
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Met somebody who was recently doing medical mission work in a remote region of Ethiopia. During clinic one day, one of the Ethiopian doctors said, “I wish I had a Jonathan.”
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