I don’t want to "get" a "real job," I want to steal the Baudelaire fortune
@SparkNotes hey, it’s a lot of work plotting to steal a fortune while also running a theatrical troupe and managing to look this good 😤
@SparkNotes Count Olaf really did just terrorize a few orphans for their family fortune, huh
@SparkNotes Count Olaf? Why are you running a twitter account for a website based around making novels easier to understand?
@SparkNotes It was only a matter of time before A Series of Unfortunate Events became accepted as part of the elite, literary canon. (not entirely sarcastic, I think there are many clever things in the books)
@SparkNotes so true bestie let’s steal it together
@SparkNotes I don't "want" a blood relative, I just want to live somewhere where someone isn't trying to kill me and steal my fortune.
@SparkNotes @SketchesbyBoze now boze, i know you are behind this
@SparkNotes And if a few “unfortunate events” happen along the way, so be it.
@SparkNotes Me too, Neil Patrick Harris, me too...