Well good for you You look happy and healthy Not me I'm the cursed portrait stashed away in your attic
@SparkNotes Half the likes on this tweet go to Paramore
@SparkNotes Good for you You stay very young without me
@SparkNotes That book was literally “if it isn’t the consequences of my actions”
@SparkNotes @cFidd Honestly did not know there were 4,000+ people to like this but I guess a lot of gay millennial academics do use Twitter
@SparkNotes Enjoy the party! I'll just be here aging in this locked room.
@SparkNotes I wouldn't call you cursed so much as ensorcelled. Sending love to your musty attic - maybe we should redecorate your space
@SparkNotes Wow, you haven't aged a day. Or at least three decades
@SparkNotes I love you and I love your music taste
@SparkNotes Is this an excerpt from my upcoming book?
@SparkNotes This reminded me of Bastille - Doom days🤭
@SparkNotes Totally saying this next time someone asks why I’m disabled
@SparkNotes @stillmellow I have questions about your attitude 😅
