by age 30 you should have several henchmen, a sworn enemy, and a narrative foil
@SparkNotes Can I have my sworn enemy be my narrative foil to save on costs?
@SparkNotes I’m taking applications for sworn enemies. Requirements are sassy, classy, and open to the idea of an enemies to lovers plot line.
@SparkNotes I read it wrong and spent couple of seconds thinking what in the world would I need several french men for
@SparkNotes when i grow up i want to be someone’s narrative foil
@SparkNotes Man I guess I really gotta get on it then. Perhaps unpaid interns will make good henchmen. I’ll pay them with “experience”.
@SparkNotes Hmm several henchmen is too expensive. Do the amazon delivery guys count?
@SparkNotes and they are me, myself, and i youtube.com/watch?v=is8gGf…
@SparkNotes All of these are myself bc who can afford outside hires in this economy?
@SparkNotes What if I've had a turn about the garden with a woman I detest?
@SparkNotes @rdbooks Yep, my life path seems to be going according to plan.
@SparkNotes Book websites, "librarian union"... Public Librarian Degree. Check ✔️
@SparkNotes This has always been my goal. At age 52, I’ve only got 2/3.
@SparkNotes Does henching pay well? Asking for a friend.
@SparkNotes @copyofthieves ur my sworn enemy but i’m missing the other two :/
@SparkNotes This made me think of you and your book @NatalieZed
@SparkNotes In this economy? Nah, more like: tiktok.com/t/ZTRU64ysa/?k
@SparkNotes I’ve got a few years left, need to get on it then.
@SparkNotes How about two Border Terriers, a husband’s ex-wife, and terminal misanthropy?
@SparkNotes My sworn enemy is the French. Still need the other two if anyone is looking.
@SparkNotes And an ankle tattoo of a mysterious eye like symbol