SpringBrendan @SpringBrendan
Ladies, ladies, please. One at a time. Joined September 2011-
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Does it count as joining the mile high club if you have a nocturnal emission in the middle seat?
The TSA says I can't carry more than 3.4oz of liquid on the flight? How the heck am I supposed to lube up old St. Nick with that????
Hmm, it's pretty cold up there. I'm packing my fur-lined assless chaps, knee high red rubber boots and my heaviest fishnet tanktop
Oh no my good friend Santa Claus just called and told me he's too horny to do Christmas this year! I'm booking a flight to the North Pole
I like to think of myself as the James Franco of having sex
I've overheard a lot of talk about the big erection tomorrow and I'm getting real excited. Apparently it's going to last 4 years??
in... Actually, this story is going to be too long for Twitter. I'll just post my press release later. I'm gonna go put some stuff in my ass
ered toast almost every morning, but that day I decided to get a bran muffin instead. They brought me my food and I dove right into the muff
umptions about human biology. My research began at breakfast, a few months ago. I'd just ordered a plate of eggs and hash browns. I eat butt
away. Here's the announcement: Im working with scientists (real smart people) to try and find the elusive H-spot. I'm gonna shatter your ass
Got a big announcement coming up today. Don't want to overhype it or anything but I think you're going to be excited. I'm gonna blow you all
Opinions are like assholes. I'm very interested in yours.
this dildo has too many switches and settings. I just want a vibrating dong, not a lube goldberg machine
ALLERGY WARNING: My dong is stored in a facility that contains nuts
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Megann+nic @megannnic
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Ben Wray @Benhimself
128 Followers 197 Following Logic is my shield and my sword. Invite me to your hearth, where I might rest for a time in the warmth of your company, unarmed.
Liar L. Pantsonfire @Brendanlies
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Majestic Giraffe @MajesticGiraffe
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BoringBrendanAdkins @BoringBrendan
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Drunk Brendan @Drunk_Brendan
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20 Followers 11 Following Name's Brendan Adkins, bro. Gosh, it's hot in here. *takes off shirt*
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Shark Brendan @SharkBrendan
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890 Followers 182 Following if you wanna reach me, i'm brendn, you can peach me. done here. love you, bye
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The Sext Exchange @sextexchange
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198 Followers 320 Following caring for delicate bags of electrolytes.
Laura E. Hall is on M... @lauraehall
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17 Followers 49 Following Lindsy is a self-taught illustrator based in the eastern U.S. She has a love for drawing all things childish, adventurous, and fantastical.
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