Martin Smith @SpursGrumpy
I use photos of my wife’s cooking to make me more popular - THFC - F1 - Cricket - Life - women’s & LGBT rights because I’m not a cunt & you can have both! Interplanetary Good Vibe Zone Joined June 2013-
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But I thought it was only all those brown people though 🤔
But I thought it was only all those brown people though 🤔
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I’ll probably get told off for trying to cancel people by reposting this.
I’ll probably get told off for trying to cancel people by reposting this.
Martin Smith retweeted
Estate agents are legally required to verify the source of funds in property purchases. Nigel Farage’s partner bought the £900k Clacton home in cash. If Farage is the source of funds, and HMRC prove he’s the true beneficial owner, he’s evaded Stamp Duty. That’s tax evasion.
A proper patriot being arrested for protesting against a genocide. If you’re protesting at hotels or painting mini roundabouts red, you’re not even close to being like this patriot!
A proper patriot being arrested for protesting against a genocide. If you’re protesting at hotels or painting mini roundabouts red, you’re not even close to being like this patriot!
What is it with these parody political parties. The jokes has been done now, let’s not milk it!
What is it with these parody political parties. The jokes has been done now, let’s not milk it!
Martin Smith retweeted
@TheFallOfTheUk @rahhead01 @antmiddleton My dad was a corporal. It's not a very high rank. Middleton has only led small numbers of men. He's got a criminal record. Hardly a good example, is he? Anyway, off you fuck, morons like you bore me.
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BREAKING: Horrifying terror attack by Palestine Action at Westminster results in a sickening zero casualties 😭😭😭
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THOMAS DOES IT AGAIN! 🔥 60 | 🟡 0-2 ⛽️ @SkyBetLeagueTwo | #UTG
It wasn’t until 1066 & the woke French invasion that butt plugs & expendable butt plugs were introduced on the English. These are original models from 1069, 3 years after the invasion.
I love the way Levy was pushed out on the day before we celebrate the anniversary of our club. Could be such a powerful statement. 5th September 1882 formed. 5th September 2025 liberated!
Today, Mrs GrumpySpurs & I celebrate 15 years of being together
Happy birthday to the football club which took away my sanity. #THFC1882
Angela Rayner suddenly showing the @Conservatives what integrity is
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ECHR offers protection against unfair dismissal from work, protects pension rights, maternity leave rights and protects women getting divorced. People who think it's a good idea to leave should be ridiculed like flat-earthers. The ignorance is astounding.
Travelled down from North Wales to Bexhill on Sea this morning. It’s been a beautiful day & looking forward to a nice weekend with family.
Peter Chsrrington out march if we’ve not signed anyone by 2nd January 2026, right?
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Well done Scotland We need this everywhere. Now Lives can still be saved
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More of this from 🇬🇧 politicians please. Why does it take an 🇺🇸 politician to do this? Though doubtless most of our media will focus with “Nigel Farage spoke out against the blah blah in DC today … and now we ask another talking head about the rise and rise of Reform …
More of this from 🇬🇧 politicians please. Why does it take an 🇺🇸 politician to do this? Though doubtless most of our media will focus with “Nigel Farage spoke out against the blah blah in DC today … and now we ask another talking head about the rise and rise of Reform …
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