Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig

SCREWATTACK DIED WITHOUT ME🤔by that I mean rebranded to its only sustainable series. Something I was too nostalgic to do BUT GAMEATTACK DIED WITHOUT ME😬I mean they rebranded too and are successful despite me poisoning their well for years SO UHHHH🤤muh Youtube outrage views?

Oh Death Battle got saved? I barely noticed. I was doing my own thing😏 Shows people will support clear goals, real passion and hard work! Good to know theres enough room in this industry for 2 equally successful crowdfunds from equally popular former Screwattack personalities🥹

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig

2 years ago

Oh Death Battle got saved? I barely noticed. I was doing my own thing😏 Shows people will support clear goals, real passion and hard work! Good to know theres enough room in this industry for 2 equally successful crowdfunds from equally popular former Screwattack personalities🥹 https://t.co/cEwgdc0ENO

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Congrats to the Death Battle crew but it still doesnt make sense to let experienced self-sufficient talent run a brand. And CROWDFUNDING? My wheelhouse Dont even bother calling me for advice. Im busy streaming with "guy I only know exists because a Kotaku editor DM'd his wife"🥹

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig

2 years ago

Congrats to the Death Battle crew but it still doesnt make sense to let experienced self-sufficient talent run a brand. And CROWDFUNDING? My wheelhouse Dont even bother calling me for advice. Im busy streaming with "guy I only know exists because a Kotaku editor DM'd his wife"🥹 https://t.co/0WU6Gw3UNS

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Okay I HATE talking about political stuff but can one of my normal men explain this so I don't have to do my own research?🙄 Biden did a thing that everyone wanted him to do? That's a threat to democracy! Retiring is just like January 6th, except I won't defend this because...🤔

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig

2 years ago

Okay I HATE talking about political stuff but can one of my normal men explain this so I don't have to do my own research?🙄 Biden did a thing that everyone wanted him to do? That's a threat to democracy! Retiring is just like January 6th, except I won't defend this because...🤔 https://t.co/1Na64hJG6l

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Stop saying I changed😠I havent changed I NEVER and WOULD NEVER root for someones death. Yes I said to #WoodChipper predators on numerous occasions but THIS IS DIFFERENT Trump was just Epsteins friend, went in teen beauty pageant dressing rooms, and is a civilly liable rapist🤷‍♂️

Its only $30! Yea you can buy a dozen games in the Steam Summer Sale right now for that much and its voting with your wallet.. but...🤔FOR REFERENCE The real real award shows cost tens of millions of dollars to produce. So now imagine paying me for no production values instead🤷‍♂️

The REAL Game Awards is an idea that just makes sense especially coming from an industry veteran like me. I created Screwattack by the way. 4 billion+ lifetime views. So I bet all my former peers and fellow gamers are REALLY EXCITED about me taking games back.... 😎🙂😕😦😞

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We also have our first board members! NO ACTIVISTS! This is a meritocracy, so of course its four white guys🤔 But who better to organize game awards than a podcaster who doesnt play new games, two culture war G+G pricks, and "guy who made a Steam Group for games he wont play"?

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig

a year ago

We also have our first board members! NO ACTIVISTS! This is a meritocracy, so of course its four white guys🤔 But who better to organize game awards than a podcaster who doesnt play new games, two culture war G+G pricks, and "guy who made a Steam Group for games he wont play"? https://t.co/PlWQ0Yizsl

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Its the #TakeGamesBack update you've all been waiting months for! No the app doesnt exist, and still no date for the event, and zero funding transparency... I just rebranded it to "The REAL Game Awards" so everyone can tell I'm so NOT jaded about being snubbed by the industry!😎

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig

a year ago

Its the #TakeGamesBack update you've all been waiting months for! No the app doesnt exist, and still no date for the event, and zero funding transparency... I just rebranded it to "The REAL Game Awards" so everyone can tell I'm so NOT jaded about being snubbed by the industry!😎 https://t.co/0EJCXU9Tq9

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FACTS ARE THE REAL CENSORSHIP! 😡 Sure we can still lie on all these platforms... but we won't get paid for it and the algorithm will deprioritize our content But whats even the point of spreading misinformation if I can't even make money off it? I have nothing else.

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Wanna be able to pause a game to spend time with your kid? TOO BAD! YOU MUST KEEP PLAYING! You shoulda been spending time with your kid!🤷‍♂️ Easily implemented accessibility features to help everyone is insulting to real disabled people... like those autistic people we make fun 🫠

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig

2 years ago

Wanna be able to pause a game to spend time with your kid? TOO BAD! YOU MUST KEEP PLAYING! You shoulda been spending time with your kid!🤷‍♂️ Easily implemented accessibility features to help everyone is insulting to real disabled people... like those autistic people we make fun 🫠 https://t.co/CN3VlrtGT8

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Wouldn't it be so funny if I applied to be the editor at Kotaku? 😂 It's totally a joke... but also please God someone offer me a job. Then again, they couldn't handle my high gaming journalist standards of misreading graphs, not checking sources, and never playing modern games.

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We need to protect Dr. Disrespect from these malicious rumors about why he got a lifetime ban from Twitch and is losing partnerships! Who better to retweet about this than SS cohost Razorfist! He knows all about grooming teenage girls #ProtectKids wait wrong hashtag #BelieveMen

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig

2 years ago

We need to protect Dr. Disrespect from these malicious rumors about why he got a lifetime ban from Twitch and is losing partnerships! Who better to retweet about this than SS cohost Razorfist! He knows all about grooming teenage girls #ProtectKids wait wrong hashtag #BelieveMen https://t.co/sXWUWfvLVx

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🚨Pick up your Limited Edition Eagle Side Scrollers Super Patriot Eagle American Pride Eagle shirt today! Own your woke relatives with this definitely not AI art! Yes the bird fingers, chonk leg and mustache were intentional.. graphic design is my passion! (ignore the one S too)

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig

2 years ago

🚨Pick up your Limited Edition Eagle Side Scrollers Super Patriot Eagle American Pride Eagle shirt today! Own your woke relatives with this definitely not AI art! Yes the bird fingers, chonk leg and mustache were intentional.. graphic design is my passion! (ignore the one S too) https://t.co/u40VNZU5WQ

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You dont get 10k Twitter followers overnight. Well, not anymore. Buying followers from FanMeNow.com and charging it as a merch expense is so 2013 🤐 I earned it this time with a daily grind of empty promises, outrage bait, and reuploading videos I don't own anymore 🥱

We couldnt have known that one of the SS guests was actually terrible. If we had standards about who we platformed then we'd run out of guests in a week. We'll cut ties now that all we know hes scum! A little trick I learned from everyone thats ever worked with me professionally

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OKAY yes fine the Activision data was about employees not audience. Stop spoiling my narrative with facts 😡 Ya know just cuz I have a journalism degree doesnt mean I check sources or read a graph descriptions. Its a liberal arts degree... they're basically participation ribbons

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I'm back... kinda. I'll be tweeting less regularly. Baby on the way, recently promoted, and moved into a house that needs alot of work I'll satire Craig when he does or tweets something particularly stupid. But the daily podcast has become so dull and predictable Its the same…

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig

a year ago

I'm back... kinda. I'll be tweeting less regularly. Baby on the way, recently promoted, and moved into a house that needs alot of work I'll satire Craig when he does or tweets something particularly stupid. But the daily podcast has become so dull and predictable Its the same…

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I'm going on vacation for a couple weeks I'll review the podcast when I get back but you can DM me any clips/tweets in the meantime. Stay safe and be well

Wanna know how I got these scars? @WeAreEnthusiast hired a qualified young black girl for MY job in 2020 While the world mourned the murder of George Floyd they missed the real injustice of the DEI CRT SBI ESG CGI LGBT mob calling me irrelevant to esports! 😡 I AM ESPORTS!

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig

2 years ago

Wanna know how I got these scars? @WeAreEnthusiast hired a qualified young black girl for MY job in 2020 While the world mourned the murder of George Floyd they missed the real injustice of the DEI CRT SBI ESG CGI LGBT mob calling me irrelevant to esports! 😡 I AM ESPORTS! https://t.co/MR4zAOmMZg

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