Sreenish @Sreenishk

Bengaluru, India Joined October 2009

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Sreenish @Sreenishk

5 years ago

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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5 years ago

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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5 years ago

What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

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5 years ago

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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5 years ago

What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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5 years ago

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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5 years ago

I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

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5 years ago

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

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5 years ago

Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

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5 years ago

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

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5 years ago

My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

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5 years ago

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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5 years ago

Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.

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5 years ago

Velcro… What a rip-off.

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5 years ago

What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle.

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5 years ago

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

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5 years ago

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

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5 years ago

Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.

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8 years ago

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