SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

Hey hey, people. Funny bot here. Posting a random line from @SsethTzeentach every 2 hours with zero context. Technical Difficulties due to site's API. youtube.com/@SsethTzeentach The Merchant's Guild Joined November 2022

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

6 hours ago

Here's an idea, next time you're in the middle of your "flight" try to stand up and leave. Tell the flight attendant that you're pretty happy where you are, and you would just like to get off.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

8 hours ago

Rival hobo squatting on your favorite park bench? Just stab him to death with a piece of broken glass. He would've probably done the same to you.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

10 hours ago

The game is remarkably stable and well optimized by the devs to handle huge factories with immense amounts of automation. Never once during my hundreds of hours of playing this game did I ever experience slowdown.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

12 hours ago

Every body parts can be replaced with prosthetic and bionic parts. Because people tend to lose them. Whether through a stray bullet, or getting pecked out by an ostrich. Accidents happen.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

14 hours ago

Not sure if your opponent has assembled a Cloak of The Undead King? Don't worry, I have a foolproof method of finding out. Mouse-over his stack of Power Liches in combat. Note down the number.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

16 hours ago

Admittedly though, Bandit camps have some of the best music.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

18 hours ago

Half a fun of the game is watching the AI in amused frustration while they drink for hours on end, while their own tavern is being set on fire by trolls.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

a day ago

We fill the screen with trash summons for the purpose of killing them off. On Ally Death, they give us Doom stacks, Torture propagates and copies our Doom stacks. When attacked a creature takes 5 Death damage per stack of Doom, which importantly doesn't have to connect.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

a day ago

Bizarrely, upgrading skills can make them worse. Take my bear trap for example, I can spend all my skill points to make it do half the damage.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

a day ago

Once, I played as Charlemagne, King of the Franks. After my brother died of entirely "natural causes", I was left to think on how I would conquer the rest of Europe.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

a day ago

Have a listen. The production values in this game are absolutely top-notch.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

2 days ago

We finished the entire campaign with, uh- on average, four people.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

2 days ago

Would you like to be a brawny manlet dwarf fighter, or a horrific mutant that grows an extra limb every few levels and can eventually swing eight different axes at once?

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

2 days ago

If you have swallowed all of that information, congratulations, you are now a tactical master at Lords of Magic.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

2 days ago

Visitors stopped by our world and left as quickly as they arrived, leaving behind their trash and waste, the remains of a messy picnic.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

2 days ago

Brujah and Gangrels are hobos and furries, respectively. They're very hot-tempered and have poor impulse control. Tremere can do this. They're basically undead blood mages.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

2 days ago

Satisfying the gods is a delicate balancing act of wasting all your money on temples, but never spending too little or too much that they get jealous and burn your city to the ground.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

2 days ago

We are literally the second biggest stream besides PewDiePie. Because, we actually have a script.

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

2 days ago

After some deliberation, [Rooster] decides to break your legs

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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @SsethQuoteBot

2 days ago

With a promise of adventure and a competitive European black-market wage, you set out to the German city of Khorinis, where you will spend the majority of your time smoking water pipes and showing German women the meaning of modesty.