St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep
Heaven's bouncer. If your name isn't on the list, you're not getting in. Heaven Above Joined June 2018-
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Somewhere over the rainbow Skies are blue And the dreams that you dare to dream Really do come true
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They should really build a monument to the old Cracker Barrel logo, these people have had everything taken from them.
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@StPeterGateKeep I call this "That's not gonna work for me, Brother" JC x
Stop guys, I can only get so erect.
Trump has Schrödinger's ear.
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“Did you know that my building became the tallest in Manhattan after you guys did 9/11?”
Watching the right bury Ben Shapiro for daring to say bribery is bad is fucking hilarious.
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I recently wrote a documentary on the situation in the DRC, which I am immensely proud of.
So this is one of those "mental health" situations, not domestic terrorism because the white guy shot people and not a Tesla?
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Elon Musk is everything they accuse George Soros of being
Why does Public Enemy make me even angrier in 2025 than it did in 1990? open.spotify.com/track/1yo16b3u…
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Hear ye, hear ye. Please watch my first YouTube video. youtu.be/atdENIZLhaI?fe…
Let the markets hit the floor, let the markets hit the floor, let the markets hit the floor.
These motherfuckers are really out here telling me not to believe my eyes and ears.
These motherfuckers are really out here telling me not to believe my eyes and ears.
Bet the juice got your balls small enough to fire out of a BB gun. Probably blow both quads like Vince McMahon if you tried to spring into action.
Bet the juice got your balls small enough to fire out of a BB gun. Probably blow both quads like Vince McMahon if you tried to spring into action.
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People say they want to be like Elon Musk, but having a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women and neither the kids or the women will talk to you is actually pretty easy.
Imagine caring this little about your wife and children.
Imagine caring this little about your wife and children.
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