Staci Martin @Stacisaurus

As if we were waiting, we bloom until we ache. Chicago Joined March 2009

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Meg @megannn_lynne

21 hours ago

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

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Staci Martin @Stacisaurus

6 months ago

I don't trust Horny Hozier playlists that don't have "Nobody". Those high notes are coming straight from his dick

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Staci Martin @Stacisaurus

7 months ago

when someone tries to get me into cute concepts #kpop #hardstan #taemin #exo #nct #bts #ateez #skz #straykids #monstax

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Staci Martin @Stacisaurus

7 months ago

I regularly mix up 'gateau' and 'cadeau', which is fine until my lesson tells me that I spent 100 Euros on a cake! 😯😯😯 (Except it was on a gift, not a cake)

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Pop Base @PopBase

9 months ago

The first full moon of 2025, known as the Wolf Moon, will occur Tonight. It will reportedly continue to appear as full until Wednesday.

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Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics

a year ago

Alive and alone on a Saturday night is dead.

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:/ @theshapeburns

a year ago

“horror movies this year have been so weird surrounding birth!!” hmm i wonder what major historical event could’ve happened rather recently that would inspire artists to put birthing something evil without a choice to be reflected in art

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Staci Martin @Stacisaurus

a year ago

Want to know why I wanted a pet so bad? I just asked the Roomba if it was doing a good job 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais

2 years ago

The Dave Matthews Band has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Chicago Sun-Times @Suntimes

2 years ago

The Dave Matthews Band has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

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Staci Martin @Stacisaurus

2 years ago

I can't win with the CTA. Literally all I want is to get to work on time, but I only seem to get ghost trains

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Staci Martin @Stacisaurus

2 years ago

Friend: -drops food on the floor- Me: I just mopped Friend: I know, I'm sorry Me: No, I mean it's safe to eat off the floor

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Staci Martin @Stacisaurus

2 years ago

"I take my whiskey neat, my coffee black, and my bed at three" I scream-sing on my way to my corporate office job at 6am

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𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin

2 years ago

In case you needed a reminder… one of the greatest pop songs of all time.

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latke @latkedelrey

2 years ago

the hang ups my brain has from childhood are so funny. why do i always think people are going to yell at me. i think everyone is going to punish me. my dentist. my property manager. the barista at the coffee shop. a person i pass on the sidewalk. my therapist. my—