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It's not a cult, mum. They're my friends. on a train Joined July 2014-
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Kanye is finished. Discuss, or dont. I dont care. Last 2 albums have been slapdash. Sad.
Life tip: go to the pub with only 25% battery to ensure you don't get too fucked.
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Who started abbreviating porn? Double penetration into DP, who is in that much of a rush to masturbate they needed to abbreviate?
Never asked a man to suck my dick but Thomas Cook I will.
Morbid thought of the day: how many not-yet-found dead people do you think Postmen/women deliver to a day?
Genuine podcast idea. Going through the craziest rules in sport. 'Rules Shmules'. Ep 1. Chests in Chess. Women may only have “the second from the top button” open during any chess competition.
Football. Vardy, a lifelong Wednesday fan. Beautiful.
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Okay. Is Frank Ocean's Pyramids this generations Bohemian Rhapsody?
Had 3 people collapse on me yesterday so I was over the moon with my new fragrance until some party pooper pointed out it was probably dehydration from the heat. #watergoodfragrancebetter
I'm 30 and I've just now realised the noise my balls make when they hit my thighs.
All this FaceApp shit, all the pictures I've got of old looking people on my phone I'm like the opposite of a paedophile.
Fuck Neymar every time I think of him now all I can see is Sadio Mane sending him for some bread and milk in the Champions League and it's always glorious.
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