Star Wars Scripts @StarWarsScripts

In addition to Eps. 7-9, rumors abound that any number of Star Wars spinoffs will be made featuring ancillary SW characters. Here are plots we'd like to see... Joined November 2012

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Star Wars Scripts @StarWarsScripts

7 years ago

In which recent frat pledge Han Solo undergoes “the Kessel Run” and can’t sit down for days.

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Star Wars Scripts @StarWarsScripts

7 years ago

“Do or do not. There is no try.” In which Yoda reminds Luke to take a stand for what’s right, even if it means losing a few subscribers. In the dark cave, you will only encounter what you take in with you.

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Star Wars Scripts @StarWarsScripts

7 years ago

“It was as if millions of voices cried out in terror and hit ‘unsubscribe from podcast’ all at once”

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Star Wars Scripts @StarWarsScripts

7 years ago

In which Yoda repeatedly smacks some whiney close-minded brats with his gimer stick because they have lost their way in understanding the true meaning of The Force

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Star Wars Scripts @StarWarsScripts

7 years ago

In which #KellyMarieTran as Rose Tico spends two hours kicking toxic Vader fanboys in their “asteroids”

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Star Wars Scripts @StarWarsScripts

7 years ago

Uncle Owen, fearing that droids will replace him as labor and sick of those Tusken Raiders letting their banthas graze on HIS land, not to mention wacky old wizards spouting hippie spiritualism to his impressionable nephew, runs for office on a Make Tatooine Great Again platform

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Star Wars Scripts @StarWarsScripts

8 years ago

General Hux reminisces on a Life Day long ago when he tortured two would-be thieves with a series of booby traps

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Star Wars Scripts @StarWarsScripts

8 years ago

Yoda and Crix Madine, recently returned from following the Grateful Dead on tour in a van, enjoy some good Jedi Tree smoke and discuss, like, the whole galaxy, man...