Chatty®️ ☎️ 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @Starwhores1
i ❤️ cheese & yes i swear. Autistic son. Kathy Burke has like two tweets of mine. Basically now my bff Laandan Tan Joined November 2014-
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No YOU’VE spent hours today putting up a new security camera and lights because three men in balaclavas tried to break into your house then got into next doors and nicked his car…. To find you bought the wrong sodding batteries for the lights…
Actual film of me trying to put the security lights just now with no instructions
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AXE MURDERER: Sweet Caroline ME, HIDING IN CUPBOARD: Bom, bom bommm
Hopefully in grotesque pain
Don’t press the fucking golden buzzer you pricks
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