🖤 @StayClassyKC

I love my dog and fantasizing about burning down the corporatocracy and the patriarchy on which it's built. Go ahead and roll your eyes. 🏴🏴🏴 Here, for now Joined July 2012

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🖤 @StayClassyKC

2 years ago

Are you a "1 minute 30 seconds in the microwave" kinda person or a "90 seconds in the microwave" kinda person?

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🖤 @StayClassyKC

2 years ago

In a modern day #DnD setting, #AI art generators aren't tinkerer's tools. They're thieves' tools.

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Point-of-Sale devs... If your user is set up for suggested tip options *and* rewards redemption, your platform needs to calculate suggested tip amounts *before* the discount is applied, not after. I mean, c'mon man, this is gratuity 101.

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2 years ago

NGL, I was hoping for worse lighting... #TrumpMugShot

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2 years ago

Should my next #DnD character be a Cleric who bases every decision on what their god tells them, but their god only communicates via randomly picked Taco Bell sauce packets?

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2 years ago

I love punks.

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2 years ago

Bi Android users rejoice. They added an actual pink heart emoji. 💙💜🩷

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🖤 @StayClassyKC

2 years ago

My favorite moment from last night's episode of @CriticalRole . God I love Ashley Johnson and she's right. Shoebills are so pretty. Fearn as a Shoebill. #CriticalRoleArt #fearnecalloway

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🖤 @StayClassyKC

3 years ago

Someone close to me just called me the daintiest heathen they know and I've never felt more seen.

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🖤 @StayClassyKC

3 years ago

"Find Adderall. It will fix this." tattooed on my hand like in Memento. I'll see it when I'm Googling stuff like "do different types of wood have different molecular densities?" or organizing my books so I can shower. I'm so tired.

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3 years ago

Fucking waaaaaant #criticalrolespoilers

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3 years ago

if (isNull(Self.spoons) && isMan(Self.birth_assgmnt)) { System.out.print("It is what it is."); Exist (Self); } else { IncreaseCR(Self.identity) Exist(Self); }

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Kailey Bray @HapaBarbarian

3 years ago

Are you a gas tank on E neurodivergent or a phone at 1% neurodivergent

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3 years ago

It is what it is.

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3 years ago

Yellow by Coldplay makes me violently gag

🌈Krissy🌈 @KrissyInColor

3 years ago

Yellow by Coldplay makes me violently gag

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🖤 @StayClassyKC

3 years ago

"Must have seen, and remember the plot of, Being John Malkovich" -Me, filling out a therapist search form online

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Zachtain's Log @zelkinton

3 years ago

@willscharf Scharf deez nuts

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🖤 @StayClassyKC

3 years ago

I had a dream last night that my D&D party and I were at a house party at the Addams Family house and @emulsifiedhead 's mom was there and she was treating everyone shitty and her and I fist fought. I've never even met his mom. 😆

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DW Sports @dw_sports

3 years ago

This is what German commentator Claudia Neumann is wearing as she's broadcasting the game between the USA and Wales from the World Cup in Qatar 🏳️‍🌈 #USAWAL