Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

I used to be quite good at Twitter but then I sort of wandered off. Sometimes I wander back. Oxfordshire , UK Joined April 2009

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

4 years ago

#SMALondon #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyedlive

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

5 years ago

I'm crying! 😂😂😂

Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein

5 years ago

I'm crying! 😂😂😂

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

5 years ago

I can't even...I mean...the level of fuckwittery is just staggering!!

Political and Spiritual @PoliticalandSp1

5 years ago

I can't even...I mean...the level of fuckwittery is just staggering!!

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

Had such an amazing vegan katsu at @giraffetweet today that I'm wondering if I could be vegan for a month. Too busy eating to take a picture of it. #veganfood

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

Love is: Your husband leaving the oranges and apples in bags right NEXT to the fruit bowl & taking them from there each day rather than putting them IN the sodding fruit bowl & not shouting “Why the fuck don’t you just put them in the bloody bowl??#marriedlife #HappyValentinesDay

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

When you know that no amount of bollocks, I really fucked up chocolate is gonna cut it, so you just don't bother having any at all. That is a sad state of affairs!

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

Excited about the storm coming. 61mph gusts of wind is BIG!

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

Crying at the end of #thegoodplace #thegoodplaceFinale

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

I'm Spartacus! X #ImSpartacus

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

Already at the gym when your wake up alarm goes off = very smug. Needing to be on the treadmill furthest away from people because your wind is so bad = very sorry. #gym #gymlife #smug #windy

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

Oh FFS #DoctorWho *sighs*

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

#TheGreatestDancer gives me goosebumps and makes me say "wow!!" a lot! #Strictly mostly makes me want to stick a fork in my leg. I know my niche.

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

Have graduated from my unplanned afternoon nap on the sofa to watching tv on the sofa with a blankey. One has to wonder how I will spend Saturdays if I'm lucky enough to get actual old.

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

Came home from work to find my husband painting the bathroom now so he can go out and play on his new bike tomorrow. Everyone's a winner. #friday #pleasantlysurprised #itsblue

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

See this Instagram post by @photosofbritain instagram.com/p/B7-Ui0ZH_rw/…

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

Well I'm gutted, just as I was when the vote landed. So embarrassed by the total shit show, vitriolic division and waste of time, focus and money it's caused for years. But that's democracy for you. At least it's Friday and pay day ay.

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

Took my bra off for bed last night. Clean dog poop bag fell out! #lifewitharescuedog #greyhound #livingthedream #hadnopockets

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

Mortified that anyone thinks this utter bellend represents me in anyway.

Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK

6 years ago

Mortified that anyone thinks this utter bellend represents me in anyway.

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Vicky Masters-Read @Stickyplasters

6 years ago

A few days ago I finished @MichelleObama's bloomin marvellous book #Becoming. I keep thinking about it. And things. It's made me think about all the things.