I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

Just a sex worker pretending to be a stupid client 🤪 I don't interact or follow. Strictly here to share stuff I've experienced & heard. 🚫 DMs ✌ Satire Joined April 2021

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

2 years ago

I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE ADVERTISING MORE. DOES IT MEAN YOU'RE NOT BUSY? BECAUSE I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD NEGOTIATE YOUR PRICES?

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

2 years ago

DO YOU HAVE REFERENCES?

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

2 years ago

I SAW YOUR ADS, ALL THE PICS ON YOUR IG, READ YOUR REVIEWS, AND LOOKED AT YOUR WEBSITE. ARE YOU REAL?

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

BUT I GOT SCAMMED A FEW TIMES SO HOW DO I EVEN KNOW YOU'RE REAL?

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

FORGET IT. I DON'T DO DEPOSITS. IT'S FINE. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU EITHER ANYMORE. YOU'RE TOO OLD, FAT AND UGLY ANYWAYS!🤷‍♂️

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

I KNOW IT'S 2AM BUT YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY TEXT, AND I REALLY NEED TO KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE ME NOW, SO I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL!

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

I KNOW WE DON'T HAVE A DATE, BUT I WAS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD AND YOU WEREN'T ANSWERING YOUR PHONE SO I THOUGHT I'D RING YOUR BUZZER A FEW TIMES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T COME UP?

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

IF YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A REFERENCE, WHY CAN'T I GET ONE FROM YOU? I MEAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT JUST ANOTHER SCAMMER? 🤷‍♂️

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

OH, THANKS BABE! BUT I DON'T NEED THE TOWEL, I SHOWERED EARLIER.

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

IF YOU GO TO THE COPS, I'LL TELL THEM YOU'RE A HOOKER! 😠

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

HEY I KNOW IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT, IT'S LAST MINUTE, AND WE NEVER MET, BUT I'M FRIENDS WITH ESCORT MCESCORT. I THINK YOU KNOW EACH OTHER. I CAN BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES.

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

DO YOU MIND IF I PAY YOU NEXT WEEK?

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE WON'T GRANDFATHER ME TO HER OLD RATE. DOESN'T SHE KNOW INFLATION IS OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT NOW???

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

I WON'T BE SEEING YOU FOR A WHILE. MY WIFE READ OUR TEXTS SO SHE KNOWS ABOUT US. SHE KNOWS WHERE YOUR PLACE IS TOO. SORRY 🤷‍♂️

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

EVER GET FAMOUS CLIENTS? DON'T WORRY I WON'T TELL ANYONE.

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE NOT GONNA GO AHEAD BECAUSE I HAVE A "SUSPICIOUS" GROWTH DOWN THERE?? ISN'T THAT WHAT CONDOMS ARE FOR?!

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

$50 EXTRA AND WE SKIP THE CONDOMS?

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

COME ON! TELL ME YOUR REAL NAME!! I FEEL LIKE YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU!

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I PRETEND I'M A STUPID CLIENT @StupidestClient

3 years ago

3:00 AM: R U AVAIL FOR HH BBFS? 3:05 AM: ??? 3:15 AM: ??? 3:25 AM: ANSWER PLEASE 3:30 AM: HELLO? 3:35 AM: ??? 3:45 AM: ??? 3:50 AM: OK I GUESS U R NOT INTERESTED BYE 4:00 AM: WHY U DON'T ANSWER? 4:05 AM: HELLO? 4:10 AM: ??? 4:15 AM: ??? 4:30 AM: F#CK U B!TC# 5:00 AM: HELLO?