Mario Mario @Supermario64go
Joined July 2010-
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Did he just find it lying around? "Bowser, sir, you dropped, like, twenty Power Stars, should I go get them?" "Nah, man, it's cool."
I mean, seriously, how did he even get a star? Did Bowser give it to him and say "Only give it to Mario if he beats you in a footrace"?
SPOILER ALERT: I won the race against the turtle.
Guys I'm racing a turtle. I'm racing a fucking turtle.
Got a Star. Can I save the Princess now I'm hungry
Okay this big-ass Bomb has a mustache and wants to wrestle. I'm calling WWE because we just hit the goddamn hick-entertainment jackpot.
WHO IN THE HELL DID PEACH HIRE AS AN INTERIOR DECORATOR ANYWAY? NO WONDER BOWSER ALWAYS GETS IN, THERE ARE PORTALS!
Question: Does Peach actually own anything other than paintings? Have I secretly been saving some broke chick with a Burger King crown?
Okay so apparently he's added weird-ass locks to these doors. Gotta have power stars or some shit. Oh but he left one open how convenient.
Though I must admit that this is one of the lazier of his kidnappings. I mean, he doesn't even take her back to his castle.
Bowser kidnapped the princess again, guys. Every fucking time I come over for cake. Every fucking time.
What is up with this jackhole with the camera, and why won't he shut up? And where is everybody I thought this was going to be a party?
Man those pipes make traveling so easy. A little dirty but Mario ain't complainin', you know what Mario is saying?
Yo homeys going to kick it at the Princess' pad. She baked a cake for me, guys, it is going to be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttt
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