J.Swan @SwanLcd

I draw in my spare time. Age: 20 Background: British, innit! WARNING: sometimes play some pretty graphic games and interact with nsfw Accounts, so minors, DNI. Joined September 2022

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a month ago

It should always be pressure free and sentimental. Porn and sex stereotypes in general make it seem so heated and about lust and pleasure, they never make it about spending time with someone. The best type of sex is the type where you and your partner can make eachover laugh.

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a month ago

I kinda get it. My partner is adorable whenever he has to duck under doorways. Hehe, he's too tall and it makes me wanna kiss him all over~💕

Delusional Takes @DelusionPosting

a month ago

I kinda get it. My partner is adorable whenever he has to duck under doorways. Hehe, he's too tall and it makes me wanna kiss him all over~💕

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a month ago

I've just realized how fragile spiders are and it fills me with panic... Imagine being that small... tiny veins, tiny heart, next to no bones... do you think they know how fragile they are? How easily they snap? How razor thin their bones are?... it makes me feel sick.

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a month ago

Oh, look at that... isn't this planet wonderful? Ugh, I hope the apocalypse starts soon.

I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0

a month ago

Oh, look at that... isn't this planet wonderful? Ugh, I hope the apocalypse starts soon.

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a month ago

If the UK gov ban porn, we can always just... give them repercussion for their actions~? Riots have worked before. And a naked riot in the streets would not only be petty, but loud and funny as heck! I'm petty enough to do it 🤣

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a month ago

Has no body considered that if the government bans what makes us happy, we could all start offing ourselves or offing eachover out of spite. The government only think they're incharge, but realistically, they can't stop a whole country of people. I say we start naked protests~

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a month ago

Hey UK, I'm gunna start rooting for the crime gangs. If you're gunna ban literally everything in order to squeeze personal information out of us, you deserved to have your entire country turned upside-down on its head. I'm wishing definition on you.

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

2 months ago

I never feel dizzy enough. I mean, no matter how much alcohol I drink, I never feel dizzy enough... Then again I've never... had more than half a dead man's fingers. But still, it never feels dizzy enough.

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

9 months ago

Day 4 of being off my medication, and I'm on my second bottle of cherry Vodka! WOOO HOOO! Merry fucken Christmas yall!

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

11 months ago

I would LOVE to see more of this crossover. I wanna see Velma get repeatedly outshined by a bunch of characters that are way more deserving of love and the spot light. #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

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11 months ago

I would LOVE to see more of this crossover. I wanna see Velma get repeatedly outshined by a bunch of characters that are way more deserving of love and the spot light. #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

11 months ago

Recently, I've just been feeling... very satisfied with my life. I mean- I'm autistic, but it doesn't bother me. I'm not so anxious anymore. I have a family that I love. And... I even enjoy the bad parts of life, like forgetting to keep up with my messy bedroom.

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a year ago

How could the higher ups up of places like Pakistan and India not jump into action. How could they stand to see this? Have they no empathy? Or are they in on this sick twisted behavior? Refusing to make rules and laws, because their twisted pleasures would be outlawed to them.

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a year ago

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a year ago

Today on, I fucking hate humanity... What is happening to the world? Our human species is a parasite... We fester and leech off of eachover and the world around us. Just so we can keep existing and multiplying, rotting this planet more and more... Until there's nothing left.

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a year ago

I have autism, there's something about kids screaming that makes me violently angry. If people are going to insist that all women should have children, then fine. I'll have a child... But when I push it down the stairs in frustration, don't give me shocked Pikachu face.

J.Swan @SwanLcd

a year ago

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a year ago

Hello, my name is Swan, and welcome back to "I f#cking hate humanity" Today we have- People who think childless women are sad and unfulfilled.

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a year ago

I mean... how wouldn't wanna live here!?

J.Swan @SwanLcd

a year ago

I mean... how wouldn't wanna live here!?

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a year ago

Jesus Christ. These people would get annoyed at Jack skeleton for being a skeleton. Stop hating on his design. He's probably meant to look scrawny and unnaturally underweight because he's a dead man with creepy powers... I rest my case.

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a year ago

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a year ago

Hello, my name is Swan, and I'll be starting a new thing called "I f#cking hate humanity" where I show you something I stumbled across that made me say "I f#cking hate humanity" Today we have- Assholes, who berate artists for enjoying their talents, and aren't hurting anyone.

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a year ago

I HAVE NEVER WANTED A CREATURE FROM A VIDEO GAME TO EXIST MORE IN MY LIFE, THAN RIGHT NOW... . . . No context necessary, I've just had a bad day.

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J.Swan @SwanLcd

a year ago

I have a deep disdain for people who adult-ify childhood characters. Like, people who are attracted to Pokémon. Were you assaulted as a kid? Why else would you feel okay tainting such wholesome nostalgia. Frisk is a kid. I don't care if you "aged them up" you're vile.