2% Milk: $2.70 Whole milk: $3.00 Buy a gallon of whole milk, pour 49 gallons of water in 2% Milk: $0.06
2% Milk: $2.70 Whole milk: $3.00 Buy a gallon of whole milk, pour 49 gallons of water in. Return 50 gallons of 2% Milk: Profit $132.00
@SwiftOnSecurity data science fail
@SwiftOnSecurity pour one gallon of water, get two gallons of half and half.
@SwiftOnSecurity i did the math, its time for you to go to bed.
@SwiftOnSecurity Funny. but for people who are curious, “whole milk” is more like 3.25% milk not 100% milk. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_conte…
@SwiftOnSecurity this is a damn good shitpost
@SwiftOnSecurity I hope you don't actually think 2% milk means only 2% of it is milk
@SwiftOnSecurity ha! Very rational. But conned by the milk cabal marketing:)2% milk = milk w/ 2% fat. Whole milk=milk w/ 3.5% fat.
@SwiftOnSecurity For real though, why is the whole milk more expensive? It presumably requires less work to not filter out fat.
@SwiftOnSecurity you're missing out maximizing profits: evaporated milk is cheaper and reduces transportation costs on that intake leg. :D
@SwiftOnSecurity @redtwitdown it ain't so good a deal when you realise 2℅ milk is actually 2℅ fat milk. Regular milk is about 4℅ fat.
@SwiftOnSecurity 99 gallons gets you skim milk. 999 gallons for Bud Light.
@SwiftOnSecurity In other news, Apple had "125 %" of all phone profits last quarter.
@SwiftOnSecurity I think 'whole' milk is actually 3.25% fat... or something like that. Or was that the joke?
@SwiftOnSecurity I dare you to serve this to someone. I thought fat free was bad…
@SwiftOnSecurity You're not adding corn syrup or corn byproducts? That seems blasphemous for you!
@SwiftOnSecurity A little extra time on your hands, eh?
@SwiftOnSecurity if the 'whole' was 100%, as opposed to the 3.25% we're usually given. Trying to visualise 100% whole-fat milk: lard?
