Dhruv Srivastava @SwitchCrit

Professional Esoteric. I look down upon you because I have to. I'm tall. Pune, India Joined March 2016

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Dhruv Srivastava @SwitchCrit

a month ago

Hey @Airtel_Presence , my wifi has been down for over 24 hours and your so-called “support system” is a joke. No way to speak to an actual human, just bots and loops. This is unacceptable — FIX THIS @airtelindia

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Dhruv Srivastava @SwitchCrit

3 years ago

Why settle for a perfect circle when you can have an imperfect one with just two cats? 🐱🐱 #CatsOfTwitter #ImperfectCircleGoals 💁‍♀️

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Dhruv Srivastava @SwitchCrit

3 years ago

Fine. I admit it. I only came to twitter to threaten companies.

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Dhruv Srivastava @SwitchCrit

3 years ago

Every time I’m gonna leave a room I’m gonna announce Dhrexit.

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Richa🌸 @rich_athinks

3 years ago

People who say gm instead of good morning, bhai tu gm

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Dhruv Srivastava @SwitchCrit

3 years ago

Some naps are like Hermes’ stand. Smacks your two half’s back into together so hard that now you’re broken. #jojo_anime

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Dhruv Srivastava @SwitchCrit

3 years ago

I’d made this twitter to officially annoy @moppin to add enough that he adds a mute button to downwell for android. This year I bought an #iPhone.

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ravish kumar @ravish_journo

3 years ago

माननीय जनता, मेरे होने में आप सभी शामिल हैं। आपका प्यार ही मेरी दौलत है। आप दर्शकों से एकतरफ़ा और लंबा संवाद किया है। अपने यू- ट्यूब चैनल पर। यही मेरा नया पता है। सभी को गोदी मीडिया की ग़ुलामी से लड़ना है। आपका रवीश कुमार youtu.be/G9K9vpGTofo

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Dhruv Srivastava @SwitchCrit

3 years ago

Recently heard about this twitter thing, I don’t get it what’s the hype about? Rich white man deposes Indian fella and ruins everything seems like a recurring historical meme.

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munawar faruqui @munawar0018

3 years ago

Pakka? Nahi bhai rehne do tum nahi aaoge bail karane…

Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

Pakka? Nahi bhai rehne do tum nahi aaoge bail karane…

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Swati Chaturvedi @bainjal

5 years ago

I wanted to eat a pulao but, ate risotto instead but, what did the opposition do?

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Baptiste Robert @fs0c131y

5 years ago

The source code of @SetuAarogya needs to be open source. When you ask (force) people to install an app, they have the right to know what the app is really doing. If you love your country @SetuAarogya, publish the source code

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Baptiste Robert @fs0c131y

5 years ago

Hi @SetuAarogya, A security issue has been found in your app. The privacy of 90 million Indians is at stake. Can you contact me in private? Regards, PS: @RahulGandhi was right

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Saahil Menghani @saahilmenghani

6 years ago

Toh ye baat abse rule maani jaye ki koi bhi accused ki kisi bhi party membership ki pictures hain toh yaani wo party us crime ke peeche hain? Pakka? Because then mazza aayega 🤣

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Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee

6 years ago

If Arnab Goswami was there in 1940, He would blame Jews for provoking Hitler to make concentration camps

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Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee

6 years ago

@HardeepSPuri Hello Mr. Puri, Does this behavior also qualify as disturbing? Or are your rules not applicable for media houses which are sold out to your government?

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Dhruv Srivastava @SwitchCrit

6 years ago

#dogsofsikkim 03/07 "Do you see the moon, it, it has this strange habit. It likes to howl out you know. Like a strange loud long howl, as if trying to say something. And if he does it I do it too, I have to. The first time he did it I was barely a pup. … ift.tt/3620LhX