Syrah In The Suburbs @SyrahInCity
My patronus is an empty wine bottle • Seattle to Nashville to Seattle • Joined January 2014-
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I’m very proud of myself. I’ve not felt like working out for the last 2.5 weeks but I’ve pushed myself to keep going and every time I’m glad I did. 2/2 workouts this week!
I’d like to propose a third option: Feed the man to the bear.
I feel sick when I don’t eat. I feel sick when I do eat. I wanted this. It would be a good sign, I told myself. But ug.
T said “hummingbird I think?” 💚 green flag for sure
T said “hummingbird I think?” 💚 green flag for sure
Some day people are going to be 80 years old and still talking about their TS conspiracy theories and I’m going to be downing my Chardonnay so that I don’t have to listen to people yammer on about it like it matters at all.
Is late night (morning) sickness a thing? Because the last two nights I have been nauseous af after 10pm.
I need a job where I get paid to do crafty things all the time. But also only when I want to.
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
Rosa Parks shouldve just moved, she made people late on that bus
Rosa Parks shouldve just moved, she made people late on that bus
Throwing a surprise shower for my friend having her rainbow baby via surrogate. These are the flower and decor vibes 🥰
I truly feel like I can breathe again.
Republicans are more likely to arm teachers with a gun than they are to arm them with school supplies and the pay they deserve. If that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about the GOP I don’t know what will.
M 💍 @txfiancee
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5K Followers 285 Following take the moment and taste it you’ve got not reason to be afraid you’re on your own kid, yea you can face this ☉𝚃𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚞𝚜 ☽ 𝚂𝚊𝚐i𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 ↑ 𝚅𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚘NY Doll @thenewyorkdoll
995 Followers 592 Following mom + wife 👨👩👦 • queen of imposter syndrome • stressed, depressed, occasionally well dressed • geriatric millennial 👵🏻Cats & Crosschecks✈.. @catncarattt
2K Followers 340 Following Former ring-roasting jeweler, now an international flight attendant. Ugly guppy. avi is me, duhMrz Nikki @notmznikki
2K Followers 800 Following Restless spirit on an endless flight. Snake Charmer. •SYML•Lipstick&Louboutins @lipstickndloubs
1K Followers 498 Following Boston Sports Fanatic. Crazy cat ladyMay ✨ @shmayshmathleen
742 Followers 749 Following Joy she gave; Joy she has found. 💛✨ Venmo/cashapp: maykathleen1204helicopterdogmom @LadyAndTheDood
1K Followers 249 Following just trying to retire off of my dog's instagram successVictoria Grayson @notrichbrunette
5K Followers 824 Following Trailer park pretty. Hiding in the bathroom, so I don't have to share my snacks / she/her🐝 @CoffeeTeachWine
4K Followers 527 Following • Washed up elementary teacher👩🏼🏫 • Fiancée 💍7.5.25👰🏼♀️ • Fur mama to 4 😻😼😺😸• Retired Potterhead ⚡ • Insufferable Swiftie • World Traveler 🌎✈️ •Corey @lifew_littles
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We don’t talk enough about how these women lived in Miami and all they ever wore were sweaters and polyester.
I relate to this so hard. The millennial lawyer experience
As a millennial lawyer, I advocate zealously AF for my clients, pull all nighters if the work demands, argue against men in curiously expensive suits. BUT if a waiter gets my order wrong? THAT'S OK. I'M SORRY. THAT'S MY MISTAKE. I ORDERED THE WRONG MEAL. BIG TIP. TY!
@PredsNHL @TaylorLewan77 I feel like the comment section is totally oblivious to the fact that this is Taylor Lewan 😭
@SarahBelle_RN It’s ok to say no!! You’re already helping what you can. Put yourself first 💙
@SarahBelle_RN No girl , you already do so much for everyone ❤️
A year ago I was that annoying fan and took a picture of myself on Cornelia street in front of Taylor’s place
@SyrahInCity But I get it. Its hard enough to be present with your own worries and anxiety. Its awful when you have the weight of someone else's.
@SyrahInCity I think part of it is my (boomer) mom has never experienced pregnancy loss and certainly doesn't understand ivf. Also, as soon as she became a grandma, she's Nana first, Mom second. Its hard when all conversations revolve around my niblings (who I love dearly, but still).
@SyrahInCity That’s why I’m like okay 20 minutes . And sometimes that’s all I do . Sometimes rhat 20 turns into an hour . But I won’t know if I don’t try
@SyrahInCity I have to remind myself like I’ll be happy when it’s done
@SyrahInCity Our passive aggressive west coast attitudes win once again!!!
@SyrahInCity My mom doesn't know how to communicate with me either. She has taken the approach of just not talking to me since she thinks I don't want to talk about it. Parents are hard. I hope it gets easier for you.