Marky 🍒 @SyrupSlob

Just a silly girl Houston, TX Joined January 2018

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slate @PleaseBeGneiss

3 years ago

british bakers during mexican week

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Creator Clash @TheCreatorClash

3 years ago

Fights have been finalized

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i found a guy on instagram who has a basement full of water that he climbs into through a manhole cover and he keeps eels in it and two of them are named “mentally eel” and “bathtub”. basically he fuckin rocks

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ɐɯsıɹɐʞ 🪻 @calpicocutiee

3 years ago

dreaming of kirby joycons

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Sean Evans @seanseaevans

3 years ago

Real life kitchen hot sauce cabinet from my real life kitchen

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Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig

3 years ago

Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.

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Stylist Magazine @StylistMagazine

3 years ago

Guillermo del Toro is bringing us a new horror series and it looks truly terrifying. stylist.co.uk/entertainment/…

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Louise! @themouseyouknow

3 years ago

There's no way I could eat a Blahaj bun I could not live with the guilt

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gia @everydaygia

3 years ago

PETITION TO STOP LETTING MEN BE INSTACART SHOPPERS BC OMFG I AM LOSING MY MIND

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Bes D. Marx🔻 @BesDMarx

3 years ago

taylor swift has emitted more co2 this year than an average US american does within 550 years and more than a person from india in over 4,300 years

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Godot Jove @AC3ATTORN3Y

3 years ago

"Gen Z is obsessed with subtitles" man i cant fucking hear what the characters are saying bc nobody knows how to mix their fuckin audio

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Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans

3 years ago

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meghan @deloisivete

3 years ago

Didn't realize my kid was a midwestern farmer in a past life until we drove by a cornfield and he muttered "sure is gettin' tall"

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Audrey 💕 @biggestweiner

3 years ago

My dad bought an old tv and gutted it to turn it into a cat bed 😭🥺

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beth @bethbourdon

3 years ago

today i learned of something worse than a geofence warrant (a warrant that identifies all phones in a specific area during a specific timeframe): a keyword warrant. what's a keyword warrant? one where police ask google to provide info on anyone who searched for a specific keyword

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jadey @missmilkton

3 years ago

hi can i get a venti iced nasty little dirty slut chai please?

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Poorly Translated Shirts @translatedtees

3 years ago

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Let me solo her @TsuboiKlein

3 years ago

Thank you @BandaiNamcoUS and @ELDENRING for giving me this gift and congratulating me for being #LetMeSoloHer . I can still remember my first experience with the soulsborne series and almost quitting because of Iudex Gundyr in Dark souls 3. I'm glad I persisted and (1/3)