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Quora I’m starfing lol. i want to make dinner but im only 16. Top Response what does this mean Reply: Im starfing hungry lol. but im 16
only people from new jersey know this but once a year you can wake up and make a real fat fucker of a sub and eat it for breakfast if you want to
damn i had no clue beethoven was a bigot this sucks
the strokes
ok someone’s lying
ok someone’s lying https://t.co/P5gaCKEvr8
this may be controversial but i think that if you go to work and make one thousand two hundred dollars in a single day that’s a good thing. i dunno
not sure what’s wrong with living a lie. been going great for me so far, none of my problems exist, etc
i got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is punching the buttons to select "The Boys Are Back in Town," which I had memorized.
horrible day for me. fred first turned off replying to his stories. feel like pure shite
went absolutely sicko mode at ny art book fair (worlds greatest event ). rly love these photogs and the publishers (cole barash friend editions, joe perri pomegranate press, patrick odell deadbeat club) would recommend checking them out if ur a pictures head
ok i met him on the street today and can confirm he’s an absolute chiller. fully buzzing off it now. wow
ok i met him on the street today and can confirm he’s an absolute chiller. fully buzzing off it now. wow
Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington
16K Followers 1K Following what has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun
idiot babe @goldfishbabe101
17K Followers 813 Following ☭ lesbian cowboy from the midwest, LA tv poster. unhinged views r mine unless theyre bad sorry
slick @dlicj
33K Followers 354 Following
EMOTION @ULTRASLUT
9K Followers 995 Following
pierce @cringe_genius
10K Followers 697 Following elvis meme. yarb sale sign. caleb’s birthday poem. 2020 truthpoint election special
em!! 🇵🇸 @realemilyattack
5K Followers 921 Following em's microblog. account monitored by em's chiweenie
Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia
7K Followers 1K Following I have been diagnosed with severe pleasance. DM me to say hello!
Jerry Atrick @danchovy
3K Followers 651 Following extremely tall + remarkably handsome. no brain problems
Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall
13K Followers 976 Following ⚠️ 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 18 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣.
𝙌𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙠�.. @sam_reginald
5K Followers 314 Following Motivational speaker. Inventor. Visionary. !!! Venture Capitalist (early stage) Vine Superstar and Google Advisor. professional Actor/Model. Deranged Memer
Anna fosgreen @annFosgreen
20 Followers 67 Following
matt @matt_hend
144 Followers 195 Following
tired of people @dyinsloweyeslow
45 Followers 190 Following
@durkeetowner.bsky.so.. @durkeetowner
985 Followers 3K Following Tankers. Europe. 🇭🇺 beszélek. DC for the foreseeable future. I beat the Water Temple without using the Blue Tunic.
GravitysRainbro @GravitysRainbro
152 Followers 975 Following
hmm @itsafarsa
103 Followers 1K Following
Lux @inv_Hedgehog
86 Followers 4K Following TUM student (CompSci), over the age of 21, I retweet things I like
Lauren 🏳️🌈.. @Laurenm_b
398 Followers 3K Following Join a union // BLM // free Palestine 🇵🇸 // no terfs or misogynists thx
Camarade Romain @RedBlueBlur25
186 Followers 378 Following Math and computer science teacher in France, he/him (il/lui). Non-denominational communist. Éco-vener, pas éco-anxieux.
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife
4K Followers 3K Following Bookseller x2, bookreader, bookwriter. Gif addict. Bene GenXerit. Disco Janet. Getting away with it all my life
The only good cat avi @MeadowlarkLenin
564 Followers 1K Following I cannot be killed by poison or disease.
A @ayoachis
49 Followers 5K Following
Ladiesman9090 @ladiesman9090
548 Followers 5K Following Pharmacology major. Adderall admiral. Recovering 'bites fruit-scented soaps & candles' addict
Mike @MichaelLHamilt3
381 Followers 1K Following Asst Prof of Business Analytics and Operations University of Pittsburgh @PittTweet @KatzPittBiz
Olivia Disu @ODinParisWitIt
2 Followers 12 Following
Ghostly International @ghostly
114K Followers 77K Following Ghostly. Of Art + Artifice since 1999. Record label.
s*m @gothpointguard
40 Followers 225 Following
Nick Covington @CovingtonEDU
10K Followers 4K Following Dad. 10 years teaching high school social studies. Creative Director @HumResPro 🛸#restorehumanity
Kate @Kateeskaljac
3 Followers 61 Following
★ @malakiangtiteko
1 Followers 176 Following and if self-deteriorating is personified, it would've been me
Delilah @Aphamalam
51 Followers 68 Following
a lev bronstein tribu.. @ozyguydias
224 Followers 1K Following tinker tailor soldier guy @normalgenius
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐.. @3mdma
11 Followers 55 Following
Josh Wagner @blakebot2
551 Followers 5K Following gormless hack, usually of the partisan variety; scrupulously inconsequential; always yielding
Blue Collar Burger @BlueCollarBklyn
875 Followers 4K Following Open everyday 11am - 12am. Fast, simple and delicious, the working man's burger. Did you work hard today? We're just sayin' Good Job.
soywhore @soywhored
3 Followers 31 Following
sausag @SausageMcBurn
109 Followers 339 Following joker smoker al roker - he/him - variety+IRL twitch streamer
skylar 🎀🤍 @onlineweeping
7 Followers 176 Following Life without suffering is no different than death
Filosof-her @filos_of_her
0 Followers 13 Following
Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington
16K Followers 1K Following what has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun
idiot babe @goldfishbabe101
17K Followers 813 Following ☭ lesbian cowboy from the midwest, LA tv poster. unhinged views r mine unless theyre bad sorry
slick @dlicj
33K Followers 354 Following
EMOTION @ULTRASLUT
9K Followers 995 Following
pierce @cringe_genius
10K Followers 697 Following elvis meme. yarb sale sign. caleb’s birthday poem. 2020 truthpoint election special
em!! 🇵🇸 @realemilyattack
5K Followers 921 Following em's microblog. account monitored by em's chiweenie
Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia
7K Followers 1K Following I have been diagnosed with severe pleasance. DM me to say hello!
Jerry Atrick @danchovy
3K Followers 651 Following extremely tall + remarkably handsome. no brain problems
cancer_blood69 @cancer_blood69
4K Followers 427 Following
Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall
13K Followers 976 Following ⚠️ 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 18 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣.
𝙌𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙠�.. @sam_reginald
5K Followers 314 Following Motivational speaker. Inventor. Visionary. !!! Venture Capitalist (early stage) Vine Superstar and Google Advisor. professional Actor/Model. Deranged Memer
bandit making game @UtilityLimb
21K Followers 158 Following NEW GAME COMING FROM HOTBRAIN go to https://t.co/mqGuYsh6Fi @hotbrainland av by @sehnsud
ADWEAK @adweak
103K Followers 0 Following Want us to help promote your brand, new campaign, or whatever? Let's do it. email paul @ https://t.co/4VoxIeIIGJ
roxy demento @falseroxy
4K Followers 1K Following roxy. principal designer of 'richard,' a video game i made w/ my brother when we were 10 to make fun of a kid named richard.
Bret Rouse @breterb
332 Followers 244 Following
CJ Paschall @CJPaschallTV
897 Followers 1K Following Large Dweeb (NG), Reach 10 ft. I edit audio and video of people rolling dice. VCU Grad, D.C. Sports Fan, World Traveler.
derek guy @dieworkwear
859K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Accidental Bronson @AccidentalBron
70K Followers 16K Following Things that sound like Action Bronson lyrics
the dare @itsthedare
4K Followers 742 Following
Sahib Singh @sahibcantsingh
74K Followers 537 Following standup comedian and writer. TOUR DATES/Tix👇
heybrotherrr @heybrotherrr
118 Followers 338 Following I do cool work stuff and also nice stuff in nature for fun too
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline
193K Followers 1K Following Hank of Decline Podcast & Comics - https://t.co/kAfnFnh7AX Patreon - https://t.co/Awbuy7xogD
kara ☻ @karasmarsh
3K Followers 3K Following sr. art director. former photographer. internet veteran. film & tv-curious. prev. @akqa, @jcrew, @ralphlauren, @instrument, @abercrombie
nick gallo @nickgallo
6K Followers 2K Following founder/ceo @loooponline prev: @hqtrivia @theonion @adultswim
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
455K Followers 230 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | See inspiration? DM/tag us
Paul Simms @paulsimms
5K Followers 1K Following NewsRadio, The New Yorker, Larry Sanders Show, Flight Of The Conchords, ATLANTA, What We Do In The Shadows
jos @josiahhughes
10K Followers 921 Following verified blue check twitter user. formerly: @155pod @blink155pod @globehell
Pregnant Rodney @SkinnyTuna
50K Followers 1K Following being a R.E.M. fmab enby with my masc ahab ybne wife IT/ITS (not a joke) #Imrodny weeeeeeeeeeee boygrri and zerosuitcamus created me tod estroy the world it wor
Andrew @Dub__A
5K Followers 406 Following
BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars
1K Followers 1K Following Famous artist, alter ego. The rust belt’s favorite alt writer.
i think im stupidly l.. @2femcel2furious
42K Followers 1K Following the flickering light that smolders within may seem faint to u but it is soo very bright 2 me
Nick Lowe @nick_lowe_
22K Followers 1K Following Comic Book Editor, Great Dancer. All opinions are my own! Ask me anything at https://t.co/7a40BBAAdJ
Big Dew @DeweySaunders
20K Followers 10K Following
Nathan J Robinson @jesuslasupajew
36K Followers 2K Following I'm a stress free kinda guy V 16🇻🇪🤝🇨🇳 non actionable parody I am not affiliated with any accounts I parody pls don't report me it makes me sadface :((
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
208K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
girobyn d’italia @robynjournalist
27K Followers 1K Following host of the @wheeliegoodpod | cycling journalist for @cyclist | F1, LFC, MLB & NBA | she/her
PhotographersAtWork @PhotogsAtWork
2K Followers 391 Following A collection of images of photographers at work. Check them out. Then get shooting.
Justin Britton @Justin_Britton
3K Followers 627 Following Freelance Commercial Photographer/Videographer || 📸 for @citiusmag https://t.co/qNkQam1nZS || Taking the piss often
devilmane @condemned2suffa
6K Followers 924 Following XXX @madiwxtkins @yearoftheknife @candycorpse @damnationsdomai He/Him
my fitness journey @a_young_dog
779 Followers 1K Following longtime activist for the smallest minority : the individual
Sal (Respecter of Tul.. @returnoftopdog
41 Followers 52 Following even if you're not handsome you can still get. Married
bobby @wildgrinch
2K Followers 201 Following i was using this account while i was locked out of @bobby but i'm back on there now
Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez
109K Followers 1K Following watch ENGLISH TEACHER, coming soon to FX, Hulu and Disney+
anatolia hodson @anatotes
974 Followers 2K Following currently digi @stopbigmoney @letamericavote | formerly @dccc, @kineticstrat, @amyklobuchar | va raised mountain mama | hot takes & bad jokes my own | she/they
very tall bart @TallBart
83K Followers 1K Following why is bart so tall? boyfriend: @cabinworm check out: @transpanicblog
The Phooks @ThePhooks
1K Followers 2K Following #photobooks Library and Marketplace. We support self- and indie art book publishers just because we love this stuff!
GEL @GELhc
15K Followers 69 Following ✨PERSONA EP out 8.16✨ North America: [email protected] [email protected] UK/EU: [email protected] contact: [email protected]
fleshlight tech support: Ok, and do you have an erection sir? Ok, great, thank you for confirming. (muted typing). Do you see the opening on the toy? thank you for confirming that you see the opening. now just go ahead and fuck that part of it please. i will stay on the line.
@peterbakernyt @Peggynoonannyc Whether or not this story is made up, how does it even closely resemble anything a serious journalist would post?
@peterbakernyt @Peggynoonannyc bad reporting from a bad reporter. what is news worthy about this Peter?
@peterbakernyt @Peggynoonannyc You have been a journalist for one thousand years and are now pretending to confounded by concepts like media training and message discipline. It’s no wonder people don’t trust you. It’s all bad faith
There’s always been something yummy about candy to me
Lin Manuel Miranda
who’s the funniest rapper that could somehow get involved in the Drake-Kendrick beef
Might be an over-used phrase but this genuinely altered my brain chemistry. Every time i find myself doing some menial task i cant help but replicate this. "The glue helps with sticking" "the alphabet does ordering"
doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell
Prob my fave Rob tweet lol
ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets.. ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods
(confused medieval knight who was transported to our time) this bard, sir kendrick of lamar you speak of... he hath slain how many drakes, you say? with but the power of song?
my dog posted this
dogs love it when you use them as a drum and sing a song about how they are stupid. They cant get enough of it.
Thanks for the info Mom
i'm glad jeremy fragrance has jesus or i can see him easily becoming unmoored
[seeing a device] egads!
btw, this is the thing that makes lab meat
Indie rock NBA names. I’ll start. Dinosaur JR Smith
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