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Your relevant & irreverent source of satire… Hey!I cmxpress.wordpress.com Carrickmacross Joined October 2019-
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Nailed it this week. #FantasyPL #COVIDー19
“Toilet roll shortage? Why not shite in the shower?” – Covid Expert speaks out “Don’t knock it ‘til you try it” was the advice from Professor Laura Chambers of the Royal University of North Sydney. “look, most.... #LockdownIreland #COVIDー19 #toiletpaper cmxpress.wordpress.com/2020/03/14/shi…
Micháel Martin to represent both Fianna Fail & Fine Gael in TV debate Now that RTE has decided that we’re only allowed have right wing globalists running our country by restricting the leaders debate to just Fianna Fail & Fine Gael... #RTEbias #fiannafail cmxpress.wordpress.com/2020/01/15/mic…
"Sure I thought Monaghan was in the North" – Varadkar Speaking at a factory in Monaghan an Taoiseach said “Eh if I had known you guys were in the south eh I would have eh totally sorted you out with some Ruggers funding.. #Varadkar #Monaghan #FineGael cmxpress.wordpress.com/2020/01/15/var…
Irish Government to hold Jimmy Saville commemoration in Áras an Uachtaráin “It’s important that we remember the dead, no matter what misdeeds they may have committed when they were alive.” claimed a senior Fine Gael figure. #BlackandTans #Varadkar cmxpress.wordpress.com/2020/01/06/iri…
Swingify! 😇 #mariabailey #swinggate #spotifyunwrapped #Spotify2019
Young fella getting kinky with the missus mistaken for a punishment beating “It got a bit out of hand” admitted Johnny from Newry. “To be fair using the safe word Culloville probably wasn’t the smartest idea.” #Carrickmacross #Culloville #Donaghmoyne cmxpress.wordpress.com/2019/11/22/you…
‘I’m a celeb’ ratings peak as Nadine climbs flower tower to spend hour in a power shower to remove dour scour “I had tuy climb the flouwyur touwyur tou yuyse the pouwyur shouwyur” chuckled Nadine having endured a.... #ImACelebrity #ImACeleb #NadineCoyle cmxpress.wordpress.com/2019/11/21/nad…
“Going on Queer Eye has changed my life” - Bag of Cans A local man simply known as "Bag of Cans” has spoken of how his life has been turned around since appearing on Netflix makeover show Queer Eye... #mentalhealth #mentalhealthAwareness #Carrickmacross cmxpress.wordpress.com/2019/11/06/bag…
“You’ll not find Christmas now” says woman who hid it really well Margaret (61) from Carrickmacross has boldly declared “You’ll not find Christmas now”. With Halloween only just behind us Margaret came out with... #Carrickmacross #Monaghan #Christmas cmxpress.wordpress.com/2019/11/01/you…
Incredible Bake Off contestant receives Hollywood Handjob “I had only ever heard rumours about the Hollywood Handjob. I didn’t really believe it was a thing” revealed Steve from Brighton. “I had a good technical... #GBBOFinal #GBBO #Hollywoodhandshake cmxpress.wordpress.com/2019/10/29/hol…
“We hate all poor and disadvantaged people equally” - Fine Gael “People say we don’t care about the most vulnerable people in Ireland, but that’s not exactly true. We don’t care about the most vulnerable anywhere... #FineGael #mariawalsh #Mediterranean cmxpress.wordpress.com/2019/10/25/fin…
Local genius reckons “You’ll see a big change in the evenings when the clocks go back” Having been one of the first people earlier this year to notice and subsequently comment out loud on there being “a grand... #Carrickmacross #Monaghan #clocksgoback cmxpress.wordpress.com/2019/10/23/fal…
Bookies now taking bets on where next bookies will open in Carrick The odds on Walsh’s newsagents becoming the next bookies in Carrickmacross were slashed from 3/1 to even money this morning, however local sources... #Carrickmacross #Monaghan #Carrick cmxpress.wordpress.com/2019/10/22/nex…
Fianna Fáil corruption and popularity back to late-nineties’ levels “Historically the more corrupt we’ve been the more popular we’ve been too” exclaimed a senior party figure. “It’s great to... #Fiannafail #VoteGate #FF #Ireland cmxpress.wordpress.com/2019/10/21/fia…
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