Elizabeth Culver Edwards aka Table4Five @Table4Five
50+ Bipolar Wife & Mom to LGBTQ kids 🏳🌈 Detroit born, Lansing raised liberal & OG Mom blogger. Here for truth, snark, & to give compliments to celebrities. Lansing, Michigan Joined April 2007-
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Hi Cassandra, found you from Buzzfeed. It's always great to meet another person who understands that since the acronym is Graphic Interchange Format, and NOT Giraffic Interchange Format, GIF is pronounced with a hard G. I'm here to die on this hill if necessary.
Hi Cassandra, found you from Buzzfeed. It's always great to meet another person who understands that since the acronym is Graphic Interchange Format, and NOT Giraffic Interchange Format, GIF is pronounced with a hard G. I'm here to die on this hill if necessary.
Or like how Amy Schumer comes up with everyone else's jokes.
Fourteen years of mostly forgetting to tweet, but hey, I'm still here #MyTwitterAnniversary
Google Translate Songs with Meghan Trainor, Megan's chorus is this: 👱♀️🐟🐟, 🐟🐟, 🚫😲 youtu.be/EqfjWmojMHs via @YouTube
It's #MyTwitterAnniversary 13 years!
#DaylightSavingsTime is in three days. Hang in there.
Mark Wahlberg was on Ellen the other day & they got into an argument over whether or not a person should eat breakfast. He eats his 1st meal at like 4:30 a.m. and she eats her 1st whenever she's actually hungry for the 1st time that day. People should just eat food. Sheesh.
Mark Wahlberg was on Ellen the other day & they got into an argument over whether or not a person should eat breakfast. He eats his 1st meal at like 4:30 a.m. and she eats her 1st whenever she's actually hungry for the 1st time that day. People should just eat food. Sheesh.
This is the inspiration I needed to see to get myself back in shape with #Callanetics, a program that combines ballet, yoga, and Pilates while protecting your back. It's been exactly 30 years since I did it but I've been thinking about starting up again. Go Nicole, go us! 💪🙌
This is the inspiration I needed to see to get myself back in shape with #Callanetics, a program that combines ballet, yoga, and Pilates while protecting your back. It's been exactly 30 years since I did it but I've been thinking about starting up again. Go Nicole, go us! 💪🙌
(2) My heart is still broken for those girls. I'm sickened that Nassar was known to be abusing girls but was in a position to get away with it, for the girls at Holt H.S & at Twistars Gymnastics. I'm so grateful for Judge Rosemarie Aquilino who finally stopped him.
(1) Watching At the Heart of Gold on HBO. The opening scene is a girl who collapses in pain after vaulting on a hurt right leg. Larry Nassar says something about taking her to a back room & she loudly says "NO, I'm fine" and gets up on that leg rather than go anywhere with him.
You mean I can actually use all the black eyeliners I've gotten in beauty boxes now? All I've wanted is something navy or green or purple and this is the solution?!? Take all my money :)
You mean I can actually use all the black eyeliners I've gotten in beauty boxes now? All I've wanted is something navy or green or purple and this is the solution?!? Take all my money :)
Of course @emilyblunt can sing, is there anything she can't do? Emily Blunt's Musical Apology to Chris Martin youtu.be/90C1yuMYypM via @YouTube
Right after my tweet about watching Star Trek Discovery! TBH Anthony is one of the main reasons I wanted to watch it. And now this. #loveisbeautiful
Right after my tweet about watching Star Trek Discovery! TBH Anthony is one of the main reasons I wanted to watch it. And now this. #loveisbeautiful
stupid auto-correct, that should be "son" not sun :P
stupid auto-correct, that should be "son" not sun :P
My kids LOVED Dragon Tales. Middle kid was Ord for Halloween and continued wearing the costume just as everyday clothes until it fell apart!
My kids LOVED Dragon Tales. Middle kid was Ord for Halloween and continued wearing the costume just as everyday clothes until it fell apart!
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