NatashaO @TashBus
My two year old daughter slapped my face when I told her rocks were yucky & to not put them in her mouth. Happened months ago, still can't shake it. Send help. Prince Edward Island, Canada Joined October 2013-
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Kid's favourite color today is white and I need her to stop because I feel like it's racist and it makes me uncomfortable. Go back to purple
Getting baby to sleep is super easy. Just put them in their crib and then quietly act like a prisoner in your own home, never making a peep.
Apparently u eat carrots by placing them 1by1 on the top of ur head until u are bored then fling them on the floor and demand a ba-ba & Elmo
It's completely normal to be jealous of stupid idiot kids and their precious idiot stupid "summer break", right? God, I wish I was them.
"🎶There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do!🎶"-Me every single time.
Nothing is more defeating than trying to put your toddler's toys away while they are in the room.
I can honestly say 97% of my microwave usage is to make popcorn.
Air drying a diaper rash means piss is going to get everywhere. Everywhere.
Do you ever just look at the mess of your house and think: we should just burn it to the ground and start anew. #BabyMess #CleansingFire
Hubs & I enjoyed the Baby Einstein vids tonight as our daughter sat w/her back to the tv & tried to kiss the cat's butthole multiple times.
Omg my 11 month old just said "Inconsequential". Just kidding. She just pointed to the cat, threw up a little on herself then clapped.
We won't be encouraging our kid to walk simply so she can't walk over & destroy our display of magic cards & knitting supplies @James_OBear
One thing I never ever ever want to do: move the couch to see what kind of monstrosity of gross is underneath.
Sometimes, when I'm really feeling the day, I brush my hair and think "today's your day, girl" and then I wash baby bottles.
Baby's fave new game: pick her nose while staring at me, move finger slowly to pick my nose then look at me like I'm a huge disappointment.
How to properly store Tupperware: Throw it all in the cupboard and shut the door as if it was to save your life and hope for the best
How much lint and cat fur can a baby eat off the floor? The answer is all of it.
I'm as terrified about using my pressure cooker as I am about wolves attacking me outside in the dark on my journey from the car 2 the house
Today I am grateful that my clothes don't shrink quite like baby sleepers do. Baby in a size 12m? Better buy a size large adult male.
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