Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords

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Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords

2 years ago

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Kelly Swanberg gave First class movers 1 star via @Trustpilot trstp.lt/65Ls6jLgt Watch out for this guy. Literally threatened to dox me, threatened to illegally share my data and is not smart enough to understand that wanting to know who sold him my info is not extortion

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Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords

2 years ago

Full live laugh lurk

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Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords

2 years ago

Love laugh lurk

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TrivWorks @TrivWorks

2 years ago

Us outside MySpace

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Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords

2 years ago

When flying with a suitcase full of beer, it is always recommended to wrap it in trash bags. Other people’s suitcases will still smell like exploded beer, but less so

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JayzTwoCents @JayzTwoCents

3 years ago

Also, there is a mistake in this photo. Who can catch it!?

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mothman @mothmanbot

3 years ago

Mothman is real and is playing the kazoo in your shower

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Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords

3 years ago

Spent today learning about raising backyard chickens. Bless the boonies

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Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords

3 years ago

I bought and set up a full betta tank, that was perfect and then got pond snails…so assassin snails to the rescue. Tank 2 was not as perfect and put a bad plant and gave my fish ammonia poisoning and ammonia burns. Tank 3 is a hospital tank. My knowledge has expanded

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Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords

3 years ago

When one is running late to therapy and has to poop. Keeping it classy. Also our therapist knows tmi

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Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords

3 years ago

Assassin snails live up to their names. Best $10 of my life

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mothman @mothmanbot

3 years ago

Mothman is real and bisexual

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Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords

3 years ago

On today, day 10 of symptoms and day 5 of testing positive I finally see a sign that I might be almost Covid free! I’m grateful it was a minor case but man am I not looking forward to playing catch up Monday!