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Mighty Blues still got it. While Saints have to throw money around to attract B graders, Carlton are still the destination club for superstar talent like … Campbell Chesser!
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Gold Coast started playing in the AFL in 2011. Before they started play in 2011, they drafted David Swallow with their first ever draft pick in 2010. Today, after 15 years, they played in their first ever AFL Finals game. And to top it all off, David Swallow, who is retiring…
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Dire Straits - Brothers In Arms 🖤
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Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) Every single year this ending reduces me to a blubbering mess, and in a few months I'll be here again. Nobody else could've done what John Candy did in this movie. The shot of Del's hands on his hat... that freeze frame ending. Devastating.
Fucking hate it when the Pies are the good guys #AFLCrowsPies
One thing you know about the Crom: #AFLCrowsPies
Mark Riccuito “Josh Daicos hasn’t had much of the ball”. Also Josh Daicos #AFLCrowsPies
The @CarltonFC media team gonna be busy with the photoshopping over the summer. Get busy on the team photos boys and girls
Watching #footyfurnace. Hard to treat their @CarltonFC review, when they call Princes Park “Princess Park”
I just did the math. If you appear on the Carlton media podcast #SummerSessions you have a better than 1 in 3 chance of exiting the club. Of the 33 people gone on. 7 delisted 3 left of own accord, Lij told to look, Sayers “resigned”. Gov, Binns, watch this space?
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Thankyou for making this trend Australia. You’ve made my day! 😂👏🇱🇧 #BeirutBob
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Three Nazis and a Leb walk into a bar.
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All of Lib Twitter right now.
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imagine not finishing your term LOL
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Even seen a footballer hit 2 players with the one punch. Rayden Tallis did just that in 1997.
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For those MAGA who are clutching your pearls about the jokes, please reexamine the below photo and kindly f*ck all the way off.
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LOL. Exactly 😎
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What you reckon @pommyinozYT I reckon I’m a poet!
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