TechBroCode @TechBroCode

The tech bro code - in no specific order Joined March 2019

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David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin

9 months ago

At least it was you people's preferred journalist that you can disagree with and whose work you can interrogate that wrote this one, not that crazy not-journalist David Hyundai. This statement in red was made by someone who used to be Nigeria's president, while working as a…

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FinPlanKaluAja2 @FinPlanKaluAja2

a year ago

No Nigerian can visit Ajaokuta Steel Company (ASC), see investments of more than $8 billion rotting in the African sun, and not cry. I went there, I cried. What exactly is the problem? I have written several articles on this topic, but today, let me write a comprehensive post.…

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TechBroCode @TechBroCode

2 years ago

All Tech Bros believe in the supremacy of console.log(...) for debugging. Until the going gets tough and they find themselves figuring out how launch.json works in VSCode.

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Peter Obi @PeterObi

2 years ago

In Ibadan yesterday, I, accompanied by Mrs. Aisha Yusufu, Dele Farotimi, and Dr. Moses Paul, visited the headquarters of the International Institute of Tropical Agriculture (IITA), the organization whose duty it is to engage in agricultural research for the development of

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TechBroCode @TechBroCode

2 years ago

Any solution a techbro does not immediately understand, is Overengineering.

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TechBroCode @TechBroCode

2 years ago

The fastest way to get a Senior techbro to review your PR, is to get a Junior techbro to approve it with "lgtm!".

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TechBroCode @TechBroCode

4 years ago

Even though they take micro-vacations every work day, Tech bros will brag about the number of years since their last vacation.

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TechBroCode @TechBroCode

4 years ago

A tech bro will swear that hiring is broken by unnecessary algorithm tests, until they become managers and find themselves choosing the right hackerrank test for hires.

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TechBroCode @TechBroCode

2 years ago

A techbro does not simply use a tool. They incessantly talk about how superior/inferior it is, compared to every other tool in the same genre that came before it.