Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek
YOUR EXTERMINATION IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US. PLEASE HOLD. ((My own personal Hat Week cannot be contained in a mere seven days!)) techdalek.tumblr.com/post/7680896826 Joined June 2011-
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@SontaranPR OBSERVATION: A FILE IS NOT A THING THAT CAN BE AMUSED. FURTHER OBSERVATION: YOU ARE DUMB
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OUR PLAN PROCEEDS APACE!!! // RT @MsSarahJSmith: Nice to see you again, Tech. *shakes head* I can not believe I just welcomed a Dalek back.
THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH CUSTOMERS. I THINK I GOT SOME ON ME!!!!!!!!
INFERIOR BEINGS SHOULD NOTE THAT I AM AWARE I HAVE NOT TWEETED IN A WHILE. WORK IS CRAZY BUSY THIS WEEK WITH THIS GIANT "USER MEETING" THING
IT'S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE, I SWEAR #WorstPickupLine
HARDLY AN ORIGINAL OBSERVATION TO SAY THAT #THEDOCTORDISAPPOINTS, BUT I LIKE TO POINT IT OUT EVERY NOW AND THEN
REASON DALEKS ARE BETTER THAN THE DOCTOR #3,927: HE SAYS HE WILL SAVE YOU, THEN GETS YOU KILLED. WE SAY WE WILL EXTERMINATE YOU, THEN WE DO!
@Dalek_Artist @CommunistDalek AT LEAST IT ISN'T CRAZY CASE!! THAT STUFF FILLS ME WITH MURDEROUS RAGE. WELL, MORE THAN USUAL, I MEAN
@WeaponsDalek @CybermenPR YEAH, PRETTY SURE THIS CALLS FOR A FULL REFORMAT AND ABOUT SIX PASSES OF THE DISK ZEROER
QFT // RT @CommunistDalek: WE ALL HATE [@ObliviousDalek]!
[...]THE SILLY THING OF YOUR CHOICE, AS LONG AS IT'S SOMETHING I FEEL LIKE DRAWING. IT WILL GO techdalek.tumblr.com WHEN DONE @InnerCityToad
CURSES, I MISSED WHO MY 300TH FOLLOWER WAS. PRETTY SURE IT'S @InnerCityToad. YOU MAY REQUEST A SCRIBBLY PENCIL DRAWING OF A DALEK DOING[...]
Tech Support Dalek retweeted
The THREE beings I OBEY the MOST: THE SUPREME, The EMPEROR & DAVROS. They UTTERED not a SINGLE BOAST the DAY the DOCTOR DIED. #GallifreyPie
@Moxie1706 MY PHONE IS SUPERIOR, AS BEFITS A DALEK, AND HAS MANY APPS!!!!!
KIND OF HARD TO WORK A PHONESCREEN VIRTUAL KEYBOARD WITH A GUNSTICK AND PLUNGER, THOUGH
I NOW HAVE THE TWITTERS ON ONE OF THESE NEW-FANGLED "TELE-PHONES" THE KIDS ARE ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT. IT'S PRETTY NEAT
IT SEEMS ST. LOUIS HAS ITS OWN STYLE OF PIZZA (WHICH IS DELICIOUS), SO I'LL SPARE IT FOR NOW. NO THANKS TO @Moxie1706'S SHODDY HOUSEKEEPING
((Not to say that rats with markings other than hooded do not also love these things. ...this message brought to you by the Rat Council.))
((Accidentally read a trending hashtag as #ThingsHoodedRatsLove. Scampering on your shoulders! Eating sunflower seeds! Chewing on things!))
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failure to load user ... @TheNakedDalek
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🇺🇦 🇵🇸 It'... @exogeologist
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Kay, Usually @KJayCee
324 Followers 1K Following Also at counter social: kjaycee; and that forbidden site (same handle platform name social)
Erin Biry @erinbiry
474 Followers 2K Following I start my 8's in the middle and make too many loops when tying shoelaces. eyes on the fries. she/her
Drunk Dalek @TheAlcodalek
80 Followers 183 Following ANTIPROHIBITIONIST! EXTERMINATE ALL CELEBRATION EXCRETORS! #INTOXICATE! #DALEKSUPREMACY #DALEKVICTORY #OBEY
2020 ELECTION WINNER ... @Dalek_Trump
270 Followers 493 Following FIRST AMERICA ELECTS IT'S FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN PRESIDENT, THAN IT ELECTS IT'S FIRST OPENLY DALEK PRESIDENT! TRULY A PROGRESSIVE NATION! (Parody)
Jason Pleet - Wiscons... @Archaicus
100 Followers 493 Following Co-Owner Midwest Technologies/PC Doctors.
Zoara @Zoara42
151 Followers 681 Following I'm a wanna be writer with two cats trying to prevent my dreams. And I post haikus about stuff, whatever's in my head.
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361 Followers 689 Following Hello, im The Sigyn/ I was in prison for killing my husband/ The Doctor saved me/ married to @DoctorAlways /Chameleon Arch made me a Timelady #Cori
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Anime Dalek @DalekOfJapan
10 Followers 24 Following I AM A DALEK, CREATED DURING THE BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA. WILL EXTERMINATE ANYTHING THAT IS NOT ANIME.
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115 Followers 192 Following I am Dalek Unit ZX4563,I am part of The Cult Of Askari, I am Emperor and my supreme is California Dalek and my black Dalek is Techno.
Verity Lambert @ImYourMumy
35 Followers 176 Following I created your fandom. Smoke like a chimney, made of piss and vinegar. Mother of Davros and all Daleks. Not affiliated with the hand under Davros's chair.
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The Master’s Cyber ... @TheMasterDances
1K Followers 659 Following There are some things you can't make fun of. For everything else, there's The Master. (Parody 18+)
Qresolve @qresolvesupport
29 Followers 319 Following Call 1-888-977-3765 for quick and efficient online tech support from Qresolve.
sortitnow @sortitnow1
5 Followers 78 Following Want Professional, Clear and Friendly Technical Support for your Pc? Sort IT Now by Calling Us FREE on 1-888-855-0703
Lucretiel 🦀 @Lucretiel
3K Followers 2K Following Neophile. #rustlang. #boardgames. #ADHD. 33. He/him/his. Mercator Projection Apologist. https://t.co/Q7saZna8xN
Stranded Dalek @strandeddalek
2K Followers 320 Following STRANDED ON EARTH. MOCKING THE HUMANS FOR FUN. (parody account not affiliated with the BBC)
CallPCCare @CallPCCare_com
56 Followers 239 Following We believe in what we do and that's why we are the best. we are a Computer Service provider available 24x7. Call us 1-800-457-6839
callpccare @Call_pc_care
7 Followers 190 Following Call pc care is the best Computer repair professional in your neighbourhood.
Righttech Support @righttechsuppor
234 Followers 587 Following Our certified technical experts support all type of computer and desktops issues of all type brands better than others in the market.
Matthew J.D. Moir @mmoir_weldonlaw
490 Followers 2K Following Nova Scotia lawyer, consumer of politics & sci-fi. RT = I think more people should see your tweet. No, I'm not clicking that link to your IG.
🎃Teufel Kind🎃 @Teufel_Kind
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Irish Dalek ❤️ Me... @IrelandDalek
158 Followers 390 Following I MAY ONLY FEEL HATRED AND SUPERIORITY BUT I WON'T LET YOU INSULT BONO
Arete @aretetec
5 Followers 78 Following
ConnectingTechnology @TechConnect2
257 Followers 909 Following we provide the best computer hardware information to assemble best pc.
Tech_Support @AGuyInTechBay
6 Followers 6 Following I work in tech bay at a large elclectronics retailer, these are my stories. All actual quotes from customers.
FUCKING BAN NAZIS @OliverJW
233 Followers 732 Following Good at talking bollocks. A piece of shit. BRAVE newbro also in mastodon instance https://t.co/3RDPXqy84y as brokenbiscuit
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87 Followers 801 Following Yiwu zhijian bags CO.,LTD was a medium sized manufacturer with SMETA(SEDEX pillar 4).welcome to contact us for more details
Shakahs @LiltingMinds
68 Followers 493 Following Lifelong tech lover. Currently living the remote life.
Joyce Sarmiento @JoMarie_102
107 Followers 996 Following Quirky, fun-sized, and peace loving (because even when I try to get mad I stay looking like an adorable hamster).
James D @JamesD015
41 Followers 769 Following I'm a bad ass. don't agree sue me. I'm an Admin on the Space Battleship Yamato Wikia.
Song Archæology @SongArchaeology
19 Followers 29 Following #DoctorWho #Sherlock #BeingHuman #Haven #TheGoodWife #Scandal #Psych #Whovian #RenewHaven
REPUBLICAN DALEK IS J... @RepublicanDalek
6K Followers 801 Following JURIS DALEK, BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF "SOCIALISM IS FOR CYBERMEN", STUCK ON PLANET OF PLAGUESPREADING BIPEDS. NO AFFILIATION WITH BOLSHEVIK BROADCAST CORPORATION
Dalek MD @DalekMustDash
111 Followers 31 Following GREETINGS! I HAVE A MOUSTACHE, BEARDS ARE SO MAINSTREAM. I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH MY COUSIN @DALEKXD
Dalek SystemOps @SysOpDalek
82 Followers 33 Following Dalek deploy your poorly written code because you are far too inferior to do it yourself. Dalek purpose: EXTERMINATE downtime! Supreme uptime for the Daleks!
Librarian Dalek @LibrarianDalek
161 Followers 49 Following STUDY YOUR DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM OR BE EXTERMINATED!!!!!!
Weeping Angel @WeepingAngelsPR
661 Followers 19 Following Eternal beings who enjoy pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
Girl Dalek @Girl_Dalek
189 Followers 65 Following I AM A FEMALE DALEK. I WILL EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS.
The Doctor @LastofGalifrey
493 Followers 308 Following Hello! I'm the Doctor, a Timelord. I travel past stars, to the ends of the cosmos
NYAN CAT @nyannyancat
142K Followers 233 Following NYAN CAT ☆OFFICIAL☆ along w/ @nyancat @prguitarman @nyancatsales #NyanCat | https://t.co/7njUIybzuo | [email protected] | No official coin, beware of scams
Remote Control Dalek @RC_Dalek
136 Followers 60 Following Someone let me out... Please? Hello? Hello? Oh, fez!
Obbie o) @ObliviousDalek
1K Followers 1K Following INCREDIBLY INTLE..INTELll..SMART! o) ALSO A GOOD DALEK!
Krista @cindearra
34 Followers 404 Following
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911 Followers 58 Following EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHIFT. HAVE ARRIVED IN EARLY 21ST CENTURY. AWAITING ORDERS.
LIBERAL DALEK @LiberalDalek
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Detective Dalek @DetectiveDalek
262 Followers 42 Following SHERLOCK DALEK, OR DALEK HOLMES. WORLD'S MOST SUPREME CONSULTING DETECTIVE. PROBLEM?
SEB @Kitten_Supreme
113 Followers 28 Following I was known as Kitten Supreme. I am now known as SEB. Like my new owner, @Riversong_CAL, I have a strong dislike for hats! You will follow me, for I am cute!
GentlemanDalek @GentlemanDalek
167 Followers 44 Following
REDplushDALEK @REDplushDALEK
198 Followers 122 Following INVADING your WORLD through the HEARTS of your CHILDREN. SMALL! CUTE! CUDDLY! DEADLY! (rp account. In no way linked to any production company)
Zen Dalek @ZenDalek
543 Followers 323 Following What is the sound of one plunger clapping? I only like flying killer robots if they're fictional.
Happy Dalek @happy_dalek
873 Followers 107 Following I AM HAPPY DALEK, I AM PURPLE AND COVERED IN PRETTY SPARKLES!!! I ALSO FIRE GLITTER AND CONFETTI!!! MARRIED TO @Beardeddalek
Cyber Man @CybermanV1
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39K Followers 98 Following I'm a Time Lord, I wrote the book on resurrection (ask jesus), I love travelling (through time) and meeting new people. #parody account (not David Tennant)
Romanadvoratrelundar @RomanaGallifrey
696 Followers 197 Following Gallifrey, President. Dealing with the High Council #RP
K9 @The_K9
195 Followers 124 Following The Doctor - Leela - Romana - Sarah Jane Smith - River Song - Rose Tyler are my friends!!!
Narnian Dalek @NarnianDalek
379 Followers 639 Following I EXTERMINATE INFERIOR (THAT IS, ALL) LIFEFORMS WHEN ASLAN IS NOT LOOKING. THE WARDROBE IS FULL OF COATS.
JudoonMefo @JudoonMefo
263 Followers 371 Following HOSHOFOCODOFOHOSHOFOCOMEHO (I AM THE JUDOON KNOWN AS MEFO. I AM CURRENTLY STATIONED AT THE SHADOW PROCLAMATION. TOILETS DO NOT WORK. PARODY A/C)
River Song @RiverSong_Dalek
362 Followers 65 Following Mentally unbalanced Dalek who thinks he is River Song. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THINKS? I AM RIVER SONG!
Dalek Lawyer @Daleklawyer
782 Followers 519 Following WE GIVE LEGAL PROTECTION TO ALL DALEKS. LITIGATE! LITIGATE!
DalekPR @DalekPR
819 Followers 62 Following DALEKS ARE THE SUPREME BEINGS! ALL OTHERS ARE INFERIOR! INFERIOR SPECIES MUST BE EXTERMINATED! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Unemployed Dalek @UnemployedDalek
2K Followers 46 Following STAR OF THE DALEK SHOW. CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED.
hipster dalek @HipsterDalek
5K Followers 46 Following I EXTERMINATE SPECIES THAT DON'T EVEN EXIST YET!
Russell T. Dalek @DalekRusty
13K Followers 88 Following I am NOT a GOOD DALEK. I am NOT a BAD DALEK. I am a MAD DALEK. With a DEATH BEAM. And a PLUNGER. *not affiliated with the BBC or Terry Nation
THE SUPREME DALEK @ASupremeDalek
4K Followers 418 Following I'm gonna to EXTERMINATE a Time LORD, got 20 million DALEKS in our SAUCERS. I'm HATING, looking for a DOCTOR, this is Jagrafessing AWESOME. (Parody a/c)
The Rani @ActuallyTheRani
251 Followers 103 Following Science genius Time Lady. Survived the time war via SCIENCE. Lover of science, and sexyboy servants. Disliker of Doctor and Tetraps.
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