Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

IT specialist and gaming fan. Into Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and other fiction. Likely to say something to piss you off if you stick around long enough. ITM Illinois Joined January 2009

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

14 hours ago

Oldman, hands down. Ben McKenzie did a pretty good job as younger Gordon in Gotham, though.

YN @itsYNZ

17 hours ago

Oldman, hands down. Ben McKenzie did a pretty good job as younger Gordon in Gotham, though.

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

4 days ago

The gnomon. That's one of those mostly useless facts that has stuck with me for ages once I learned what it was called. The real trick is getting its angle oriented for your proper latitude.

Daisy BB Guns @DaisyRifles

4 days ago

The gnomon. That's one of those mostly useless facts that has stuck with me for ages once I learned what it was called. The real trick is getting its angle oriented for your proper latitude.

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Y'know what they used to call that? "Holding down a job". Back before everyone and their dog decided that hopping from company to company for an extra $2K/year should be the norm, we all did this. But then again, we also used to get annual raises that kept up with the cost of…

The Hill @thehill

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

5 days ago

Well, yeah. He looks more like a normal 53-year-old dude now. That's what happens when you stop taking gym candy and get off the juice. Same thing happened to Bautista.

kira 👾 @kirawontmiss

5 days ago

Well, yeah. He looks more like a normal 53-year-old dude now. That's what happens when you stop taking gym candy and get off the juice. Same thing happened to Bautista.

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

5 days ago

Can they walk to the fridge/cooler and back without tripping over themselves or dropping it? Then they're old enough.

Feni𝕏 Ammunition @FenixAmmunition

5 days ago

Can they walk to the fridge/cooler and back without tripping over themselves or dropping it? Then they're old enough.

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

6 days ago

> Polish CEO swipes hat intended for a kid while on camera > Internet figures out who he is and responds as expected > CEO doubles down on justifying his asshole-tier actions and threatens (toothless) legal action dexerto.com/entertainment/…

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

7 days ago

Given that my Steam account is old enough to legally drink, why the hell do they still prompt me for my date of birth all the time? (And yes, it was still doing this long before the UK started trying to age-gate the entire Internet as a precursor to forced digital IDs)

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wuki 🌞 @Wuki

a week ago

Aight ngl this goes hard

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

a week ago

They don't have the ioun stones to actually do a proper rework of Dark Sun. It'd be so bowdlerized that nobody would recognize it.

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

a week ago

That's great. Now let's talk about your food quality, and stuff being reheated from frozen and not made on-site.

Cracker Barrel @CrackerBarrel

a week ago

That's great. Now let's talk about your food quality, and stuff being reheated from frozen and not made on-site.

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

2 weeks ago

When I worked at one back in the day I was a lowly dishwasher. We had to show up with the opening crew if we were scheduled, because they were there at the crack of dawn actually making the biscuits and casseroles, and setting up the first round of the baked foods that were to be…

Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

2 weeks ago

It's called "getting older and realizing you want everyone to leave you the hell alone and get their hands off your paycheck".

Lin 🇫🇮 @Lfromthenorth

2 weeks ago

It's called "getting older and realizing you want everyone to leave you the hell alone and get their hands off your paycheck".

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

2 weeks ago

I love seeing things like this; it engages those neurons in all the right ways.

Waxwork Records @waxworkrecords

2 weeks ago

I love seeing things like this; it engages those neurons in all the right ways.

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

2 weeks ago

For anyone who is laughing about the white-tailed deer: You've obviously never seen the aftermath of one of those bastards leaping out in front of a car that's moving at highway speeds.

Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps

2 weeks ago

For anyone who is laughing about the white-tailed deer: You've obviously never seen the aftermath of one of those bastards leaping out in front of a car that's moving at highway speeds.

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

2 weeks ago

I would say this is a big "it depends" on whether it's a normal ask. Are they coming to the location to see me as well as do a few tourist-y things on the side? Then yeah, it'd be rude if I didn't offer the spare room or an air mattress for a couple days. Are they coming to do…

rosey🌹 @thechosenberg

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

2 weeks ago

Perfect example of not understanding what you had to begin with. They bought two empires that, if handled with the status quo that made them into empires, would have printed money for the next several generations and saved their own floundering animation studios and parks.…

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

2 weeks ago

Steak 'n Shake going hard in the paint on this one, but they're not wrong. I've seen the CB redesigns, both for signage and interiors. They lost the script on what brought people to them in the first place. Steak 'n Shake, otoh, are keeping it real. Beef tallow fries rule!

Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake

2 weeks ago

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

2 weeks ago

I'm so sick of Twee & D, it isn't even funny. The coloring books back in the day at least had the fantasy art from the game. Cookbooks? Weird, but okay. But this? Literally who asked for this?

Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD

3 weeks ago

I'm so sick of Twee & D, it isn't even funny. The coloring books back in the day at least had the fantasy art from the game. Cookbooks? Weird, but okay. But this? Literally who asked for this? https://t.co/w5BFaigH3I

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

3 weeks ago

How about "get bent"? Inheritance tax is a levy on money that's ALREADY BEEN TAXED ONCE when the original person earned it. If they decided to go stick their kid's name on the bank account before they croaked, there'd still be nothing to tax because it was already previously…

Laurie Macfarlane @L__Macfarlane

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Tech_Paradox @TechParadox

3 weeks ago

"Oof" of the day: Somebody over at WotC greenlit this because they thought it was a good idea and would pique interest in D&D. Every repost I've seen of it is either asking "Why?" or clowning on it. I'm seriously thinking that they're intentionally trying to tank the brand.