simple @Teddyblast2

the dice still rolling 🎲🎲 Lagos, Nigeria Joined October 2020

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Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe

2 weeks ago

Dear married men, Whenever you want to post anything pertaining to your wife. Please add "lovely" before wife. So that all these yeye bachelors will choke to death. Especially if you're married to a good wife and mother to your lovely children. End.

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Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe

2 weeks ago

Dear newly married women. "I can't wait to be having enough sex & all the styles with my husband" This will only happen early in your marriage ooo. Don't think that it'll be like that forever ooo. And do not think that because of that, your husband doesn't love you ooo. End.

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Dear Son. @DearS_o_n

3 weeks ago

Most men don't ask for help. They suffer in silence. If a man is asking for your help, You are his last hope.

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Ja Leto @_falsi1ke

a month ago

This week, whatever isn’t making you money, or putting food on your table, give it less attention.

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Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe

a month ago

Dear single mothers, "I sacrificed for my child" Does not include selling your vagina to feed that child. End.

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B.O.D @olabode_szn

2 months ago

But if the Red Sea no divide 🤔 Those Israelites for flog craze commot for Moses body😂💔

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𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney

2 months ago

Hating people more successful than you reaffirms why you weren’t successful in the first place.

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B.O.D @olabode_szn

2 months ago

WhatsApp is just full of people you don't talk to anymore.

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B.O.D @olabode_szn

5 months ago

The bread they are waiting for us to beg,we shall bake it and give it to them to eat.

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Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe

6 months ago

To kneel give man head no be issue. Head wey fit take up to 1 hour before the man go cum. And the man go dey hold your head and pump your mouth vigorously. To kneel serve am food wey no go take you 10 secs to do, na him be problem. You're not feeling alright. End.

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Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe

6 months ago

Even our fathers that are like 15-20 yrs older than our mothers. If you want to be honest with your upbringing experience, you must have seen how stubborn your mother was. And how your father complained bitterly about his experience with her. Unless you want to deny it. End.

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Pamilerin Adegoke @UnclePamilerin

6 months ago

No charm catches a man like respect, soft words, a nice approach, and submissiveness. Try it and thank me later..🤔

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Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe

6 months ago

When a woman comes to share her story with you, & seeks for advice. Pay more attention to what she didn't say, than what she said. You'll know when she's lying, & when she's somewhat saying the truth. If you're not careful, a woman will rope you into her mess. End.

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B.O.D @olabode_szn

6 months ago

I'm a very simple person but no be say make you put water for my mouth say you go meet am there o 😂

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simple @Teddyblast2

6 months ago

Thanks for the follow back @jon_d_doe 🙏🙏

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simple @Teddyblast2

6 months ago

Always on point

Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe

6 months ago

Always on point

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Sir Dickson @Wizarab10

6 months ago

Wife pay school fees, you return it with interest. Wife cook food, you return it. Wife travel home to see her parents and give them money, you return it. Wife pays part of the rent, you return it. Wife pay for electricity, you return it. Wife does personal shopping, you…

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Sir Dickson @Wizarab10

6 months ago

"A man is wired to pay bills" Then let me remain single and continue paying the bills I've always been paying na. Since marriage to you is a man paying your bills even as a working class woman, not you being a part of a family that you can invest in and grow with. I don't know…

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Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen

6 months ago

A woman who is able to ignore you back, Is a woman who doesn’t love you at all. Walk away. I Will Teach You How to Act When a Woman Ignores You (Destroy Her Ego):