Tenure Committee @TenureCommittee
Wanna keep yer job? You've gotta get past us. mit.edu Boston Joined July 2014-
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Why don't we just stop wasting everyone's time . Here's your tenure.
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Associate professor of I don't give a fuck sounds about right
Me, after submitting a recommendation for tenure rejection.
Me, after submitting a recommendation for tenure rejection.
Got a tenure-track computer science prof that you need to get rid of? Add Microsoft Excel to the list of requirements for tenure. You wouldn't believe the number of CS profs who can't use normal computer programs. #AcademicTwitter #CollegeLife #ComputerScience
What weird metric can we apply to guarantee rejection of thus loser candidate?
"I was too busy" won't cut it with the tenure committee.
The reason @jordanbpeterson got tenure is bc @UofT is 2 far from maritimes 4 committee members 2 know that lobsters don't behave that way.
If it can't be graphed or stated in a single number, don't bother.
To tenure or not to tenure? Adjunct is the answer.
All research and no play makes Janet a boring but tenured gal.
Academic freedom means being free to dispense opinions on anyone outside the tenure club.
The official goal of academics is to define something so wrong that it becomes the new right. In practice we just end up being wrong lots.
We only admit academic snobs into the inner sanctum.
Got Sabotage by Beastie Boys running through my head while reviewing this file.
What happens in tenure club stays.... Naw, we don't care if it gets out.
We're going to put you on the remedial path to tenure because we have too many committees to fill.
I'm following @meanprof and @ProfOppressor and so should you because they've signed up to be on your tenure committee next year. #ScholarSunday
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