Test Subject 45 @TestSubject45
Keep working, do my best not to die. Joined March 2012-
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Working on @King_Turret 's Bass experiment. So far all I have succeeded in doing is making other subjects shite themselves.
Too many focusing orbs. What to do with them! #Testchamberproblems
#YouShouldNever attempt to get a raise from Aperture science.
Doing a test codenamed 'Lemons' today. Doesn't sounds as bad as 'Imminent demise' was.
I feel like there should be some kind of code against 150 cubic meters of battery acid in a test chamber. I didn't want my skin anyway.
Does anyone else find that @ApScience might be a little bit abusive of its employees? No, i didn't either.
Well i befriended a turret today. On the other side of 9 inches of bullet proof glass of course...
I had a nice company dinner with companion cube, but things got awkward and i don't think its gonna call me back. #needmorehumans
Swallowed a mixture of the blue and orange paints today. Using the bathroom is gonna suck.
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