Textual Offender @TextualOffender
Armchair Superhero. Corpse in making. Lotus Eater. Madness is my gift, Brilliance is my curse. 'The truth must dazzle gradually Or every man be blind.' - ED theseus.digital In a galaxy far away from responsibilities Joined August 2011-
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@sahilk one last time #HaveYouTriedSilky
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@sahilk ladies log #HaveYouTriedSilky
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@sahilk at least once #HaveYouTriedSilky
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@sahilk But really #HaveYouTriedSilky
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@sahilk but then #HaveYouTriedSilky
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@sahilk Oh well. #HaveYouTriedSilky
We are happy announce the appointment of Mr. Kinu as the new CEO. His exemplary record as biscuit maker extraordinaire sealed the deal. We will be taking no further questions at this time.
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Ladies, Happy Silky Day! I mean Happy #WorldChocolateDay. Same thing really.
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Ok. So the foster kitties. Had a potential wonderland forever home - it's starting to look like that plan may not work.Anybody interested in adopting these two absolute snugglebuns? If within Maharashtra, we'll come drop them off. Vaccinated, litter trained. Please RT 🙏🙏🥺🥺
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So @singing_puffer showed me a bedsheet, and I said "that belongs to #bedsheettwitter" Then she asked me "what is bedsheet twitter?" and here we are.
So @singing_puffer showed me a bedsheet, and I said "that belongs to #bedsheettwitter" Then she asked me "what is bedsheet twitter?" and here we are.
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I write to ask for two things :- 1)Donate to the fundraiser we have set up to help deal with treatment costs and help amplify bit.ly/3cMcive 2)Keep her in your prayers. (6/8)
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Thread - Tragedy does not warn you before knocking on your door. A lil over 3.5 months ago, the apple of my eyes, my niece Diyara was diagnosed with a rare childhood cancer – High Risk Metastatic (Stage 4) Neuroblastoma. She woke up one morning in mid-April refusing to walk (1/8)
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A 3-year old domesticated and super handsome Spitz boy needs a forever home. He will be an amazing companion dog for a family, and will thrive beautifully. If you can open your heart and home to him, please let me know! Thank you.
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A friend is looking to grow mushrooms on hardwood logs and needs Oak or Maple logs from South India. Any connects from where to source the logs? Please RT for visibility
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#SOS #Mumbai Need #Blood Type : Any group Blood Component : blood Number of Units : 2 Primary Number : 9820099179 Patient : Keshav Nimai Das Illness : Liver Transplant Via: @kanadetrupti #BloodMatters Powered by Twitter
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We have finished 30 workspace tasting sessions in March and we are not done yet. If you have an office in Bangalore that would like to taste @bonomiofficial cold brew, please fill out this form or DM. We will come with fresh brews :) forms.gle/RPArkBEh8WQMgr…
We have finished 30 workspace tasting sessions in March and we are not done yet. If you have an office in Bangalore that would like to taste @bonomiofficial cold brew, please fill out this form or DM. We will come with fresh brews :) forms.gle/RPArkBEh8WQMgr…
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