stheph @TextuallySteph

thought i had a fever dream that @TrueAnonPod talked extensively about the red arrow last night, but it turns out that, no, they in fact did and it was in response to the stupidest question I've ever heard

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2 years ago

You know your life has taken a very drastic turn when you wake up and clean white powder off your counter every morning but this time it’s magnesium

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stheph @TextuallySteph

2 years ago

my ex, my crush, and my old booty call all texted me out of nowhere yesterday like I’m fuckin fatima getting her 3 visions

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stheph @TextuallySteph

2 years ago

this the ghetto space heater iykyk

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stheph @TextuallySteph

2 years ago

Watching The View with my mom and absolutely shattering her reality every time I retort what the hosts have to say

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stheph @TextuallySteph

2 years ago

Oy did ya dream about me too last night mate

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2 years ago

Uhhhh the woods are legit on FIRE on 95 North near Foxboro rn

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stheph @TextuallySteph

2 years ago

As long as my bed is made

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2 years ago

Im thinkin

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2 years ago

what do you do when working out isnt fixing the sadness anymore

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stheph @TextuallySteph

2 years ago

I stg if you’re ever constipated and need to shit just schedule a telehealth appointment with your therapist. Doesn’t matter what time of day. As soon as they call you, you will have to shit I promise.

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stheph @TextuallySteph

2 years ago

Last night I woke to a venmo noti from my ex’s best friend liking a transaction between us and how do I tell his psycho ass that he saved my life because 2 sec later olive knocked over a 40 lb statue from the shelf above me and it would have crushed my head had I been sleeping