ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

I take care of 4 two-leggeds who never stop eating and can never find their keys Wherever there might be food Joined January 2016

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

Ruby just learned the very hard way that there's a big old difference between a side piece and a side hustle happy new year

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

Should Ruby get some work done?

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

Juniper came back to the office with some stank salads and a real attitude fyi

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

Juniper hasn't come to work in 3 days and Ruby is 37% happier not seeing that bitch's face but also Ruby kind of misses her what is happening

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

Ruby is wearing a black mourning dress to the office today because she is in mourning that she has works this morning

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Occasionally Ruby thinks maybe Ruby should should step up her pajama game but then why would she spend her big bucks on pajamas when she has free XL shirts from college and some stolen Old Navy sweats why why why

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

Juniper aka Ruby's nem brought in the most delish salad to the office and it's just sitting on Juniper's desk taunting the Rubes & how is this happening give me that salad woman give it to Ruby

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

And yet another Monday barreling in with the prospect of another mediocre week at le office.

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

Ruby's Tuesday morning quarterbacking hot take: Phoebe Bridgers > Nathan Fielder.

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

Gym closed so work out not happening. Don't @ me. Actually @ me. Ruby be bored. @ThatdogRuby @ThatdogRuby @ThatdogRuby

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

Home! Finally! 7,200 miles of utter bs, high gas prices, not enough snacks, insufferable music chosen by childrens with wretched musical taste, traffics, a bad night in a dastardly motel, and not enough snacks. But also Ruby is a little bored now & longs for more.

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

The only bright spot in this endless road trip is…there is no bright spot! The road is long! The trip is longer!

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

Oh. Ruby is road tripping. She’s hating the road and the trip. Does not recommend.

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

Is Ruby excited for her upcoming Journey? Stay tuned. No. No Ruby is not.

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

A single birthday acknowledgement to Ruby's personal assistant @RiskyChris_ your gift is not being fired today!

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

A lot has happened.

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ThatDogRuby @ThatdogRuby

3 years ago

So embarrassed Ruby ordered a coolatta at Starbucks and the barista was like what and Ruby was like coolatta and then Ruby realized her mistake will Ruby ever recover from the humiliation no probably not