Karl E. Rascher @TheAwkmaster
Joined March 2009-
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OK, that was too cryptic. I'm sorry. Fifty-three years ago today (20 July) the doctors said I had no more than three months to live. By God's grace, the doctors were wrong. SDG. x.com/TheAwkmaster/s…
OK, that was too cryptic. I'm sorry. Fifty-three years ago today (20 July) the doctors said I had no more than three months to live. By God's grace, the doctors were wrong. SDG. x.com/TheAwkmaster/s…
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"Ilʋppa ikshoshke; miha tuk okʋt falamʋt tani tuk oke."
Last year, @dunkindonuts stopped giving us free drinks for our birthdays. (Now they give us 3X points for whatever we buy from them on our birthdays.) Today I received a free drink for my birthday. Thank you very much, @Starbucks!
Karl E. Rascher retweeted
To celebrate his birthday, we’re giving away a @CubsAuthentics signed Jon Lester jersey! RT for a chance to win. Rules: bit.ly/3Wt2fg4
As Letterman says, / "There is no 'off' position / on the Genius Switch." #NationalHaikuDay @Letterman
So, I just learned that / it's National Haiku Day. / Should I really care? #NationalHaikuDay
My apologies for those recent June tweets. #WrongAccount
A bit surprised at how easy it was too belt out "Great Is Thy Faithfulness" at church this morning. #MusingsOfAMourner
Will bad puns be told in heaven? Would that mean that they are actually good? #MusingsOfAMourner
There's nothing in Chicago like the sound of a combine working a bean field thirty-five feet outside my window at 11:17 P.M. 2016-10-17
24 years ago, MrsAwkmaster and I were married. We are celebrating today by being apart – 10 miles for each year. I love U, and miss U. .)
Bri anamour @Brianamour13
31 Followers 684 Following I’m new on here and I need more friends and I don’t snub,,you can hit me up on Zangi :: 1020031686 or telegram @brianamour1,,love you all
N Kirk Pearson @cq_de_ki7yy
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Pat Anders @AndersPat
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Roger L. Scarbro @apnazu
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N Kirk Pearson @cq_de_ki7yy
19 Followers 116 Following Full subscription 1689 Second London Baptist Confession of Faith. Husband, Father, Grandfather, Great-Grandfather. Comedy Hypnotist and cigar aficionado.
Thrive In The Mess @ThriveInTheMess
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21K Followers 1K Following Photographer • artist • thirst trap • mom / IG ghostportland Venmo Tara-Faul cashapp $tarafaul https://t.co/7FuiAJ0L70
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67K Followers 939 Following A boots on the ground independent journalist. Ending homelessness by empowering not enabling. Support https://t.co/Bsyq8ynqWT
hbcharlesjr @hbcharlesjr
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Erik Reed @ErikReed
31K Followers 2K Following Jesus is King. Interests: church, leadership, business, politics, & sports. @tjclive @arisecamps @ReplantNetwork @BullyPulpitPod @WNGdotorg @theblaze
a-Shell @a_Shell_iOS
3K Followers 11 Following A command-line interface for a full screen architecture. Unix shell for iOS, with Vim, TeX, Python, Lua, C and C++ (using webAssembly) and many commands.
Josiah Leinbach @EBurke1790
283 Followers 287 Following @Hillsdale (B.A. History), 2020 | @BGSU (M.S. Applied Statistics + M.A. Economics), 2025 | @the_ADLW | Burkean Conservative | Ohio above all else
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Namor 📖 @NamorPB
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SAVAGELY Average 🇺... @SavagelyAvg
7K Followers 2K Following Widowed. Resting in His Grace. The ONLY thing that I have contributed to my Salvation, was the sin that made it necessary. I got 99 problems, but Romans 8:1.
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164K Followers 189 Following I can't stand scammers, so I try to do something about them. Awareness is key, so I have a YouTube channel exposing them and their scams.
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1K Followers 33 Following "one whose task is joyfully to see / How fair the fiats of the caller are."
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