The Basement Yard Quotes @TheBYPodQuotes
Written documentation of Frank & Joey’s deteriorating sanity. Quotes from the one and only @TheBasementYard Podcast featuring @FAlvarez8085 and @JoeSantagato Toronto, Ontario Joined August 2019-
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“I’m telling you right now, if you put your hand on this car you’ll find out the Clinton’s are all racist” Ep 276
J “This is a three way dude fuck” F “a Thrude fuck”
F “So are you asking like, what’s the gayest weather? J “No I’m trying-“ F “It’s snow” Ep 276
Hey guys, recently I’ve been kinda bored and was curious if sometimes during the week I could quote some vintage basement yard episodes. What do y’all think?
“It wasn’t easier to cleanup but it made my dick smell like a 𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓷” Ep 273
“YOU COULDVE CREAMPIED YOURSELF AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!” Ep 273
“We keep building robots and we know they’re going to bend us over and fuck us one day” Ep 273
“I’ve never met a raging Jew” Ep 273
Surprise surprise @FAlvarez8085 @JoeSantagato @DannyLoPriore (It’s actually pretty low because I watch most episodes on YouTube and only use Spotify when travelling)
”if the belly button is that clean you know they're keeping that back button clean” Ep 271
”it was like 4pm and I was like ”damn who ate my ass last night?”” Ep 271
J ”thats why I don't fuck fleshlights” F ”thats why?” J ”I'm like, scared of them” Ep 271
Hey guys, no quotes this week. I spent the last little bit moving and I won’t be able to listen to the pod until later this week. Please be patient, it’s only one dude behind this. have an amazing week! 💙💙💙
“You used to beat my dick SO fucking hard back then” Ep 262
“We’re over here shitting like a deer, beep-boo-do-boop” Ep 261
F “Miles was like “mamma are you going to give birth to the baby?”” J “What else did he think was going to happen? What a fucking idiot” Ep 261
J “I do have a tripod that looks like them tho-“ F “I’ve used them as anal beads” Ep 261
“Man gives birth from the rectum anal” Ep 261
J “Your mustache is getting a little capitan hook over there” F “It’s coming in my mouth”
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@JoeSantagato ive watched over 100 episodes of the podcast in the last two weeks. Best pod I’ve ever watched
It’s 2023 and we still haven’t figured out a way to reheat French fries. Crazy.
Can u invent something that will get us off antidepressants pls
@JoeSantagato @boburnham bro the end of goodbye hits so hard
That looks like a flaccid penis.
If you hate Marvel or think it’s corny then I literally hate you. That’s it.
You ever see a nun out and about just being a nun? YouTube.com/TheBasementYard
Hey @Postmates I ordered sushi and instead I got this. Now im afraid to leave my house.
J “This is a three way dude fuck” F “a Thrude fuck”
Am I the only one who cringes when people crack their knuckles or neck? It disturbs me so very deeply.