The Beaverton @TheBeaverton
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Breaking: the carbon tax is actually a conservative policy from like 50 years ago
I trust the Beaverton more than I trust PP.
Poilievre promises if elected, climate change will be the least of our worries thebeaverton.com/2024/04/poilie…
@TheBeaverton Kinda shocked this didn't get way more likes. This is hilarious, because it's so true.
Just voted Yes to giving @WGCtweet authority to strike if the producers don’t move off their current negotiating position of “Canadian tv writers should eat shit and die.” If you’re a WGC member I suggest doing the same.
WGA Members: The Writers Guild of Canada are in tough negotiations — and they just called for a Strike Authorization Vote. In 2023, WGC members gave us their full support & patently refused to cross our picket lines. It’s our turn to have their backs. #StandWithWGC #WGCStrong
📢 Attention eligible WGC members! 📢 Make your voice heard and vote for our future! 🗳️✉️ Check your email and cast your vote. Voting is open from now (April 17) until April 23 at 3 PM ET. 🗳️✉️ #WGCSolidarity #StandwithWGC #WGCStrong
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#ONpoli BREAKING: Doug Ford to count every LCBO paper bag as a new home in order to meet housing targets
I love this. 🫡 😁 RIP Joe Flaherty. We love you.
Joe Flaherty’s passing marked by 21-tv’s-thrown-from-balconies salute #NewsInPhoto
@TheBeaverton Kudos to whoever came up with all those neighbourhood puns
It’s not every day that I get to refer to the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada as a “bespectacled dying star,” but it is this day
Poilievre threatens snap election over carbon tax hike, citing inability to maintain constant rage farming until 2025 thebeaverton.com/2024/03/poilie…
@TheBeaverton Loving the Call Out... 😸😹😂😂 I had yer backs from Jump Street 👍🏾
@TheBeaverton Weird, because they usually just steal stuff from Pierre Poilievre these days
Tomorrow’s column will be all about this
Canada hits 40 million people, 40 available houses thebeaverton.com/2023/06/canada…
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@6ixbuzztv You stole this from the Beaverton. Bad job. Get your own jokes
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