Zach Birman @TheBirmanator

Your clothes never wear as well the next day Your hair never falls in quite the same way Joined October 2010

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Zach Birman @TheBirmanator

2 years ago

So the story about Elon’s alt went in some wild directions I did not expect. What a fucking weirdo.

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2 years ago

I’m watching Star Trek First Contact and I just wish the other TNG movies were this fun. It’s just a goofy little movie. A ton of fun.

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2 years ago

Holy shit I forgot Adam Scott was in Star Trek First Contact

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2 years ago

I’m watching Star Trek First Contact and I hate the movie version of the Enterprise so much. It sucks. It doesn’t seem like a cool place to live or work.

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2 years ago

I’ll be honest, I’m more of a Next Generation fan than a original Star Trek fan. That’s my shit. Love the TNG characters.

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2 years ago

Bill Hader, Criterion Closet 2011 🐈 🧡 😎

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Zach Birman @TheBirmanator

2 years ago

“I ****ed them all. And not just the men. But the women. And the children”- Darth Vader

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2 years ago

It only happens a few times in all of Star Wars, but I like it when Yoda is a little bitch. Like when he busts Obi-wan’s balls for losing a planet in front of a room full of children.

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2 years ago

It’s honest pretty funny that there was at least a decade where no one knew Darth Vader’s real name and then George landed on “Anakin”, maybe the worst fake name ever invented.

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2 years ago

I love the Emperor’s laugh in Star Wars because there is no way that’s his real laugh, so it’s 100% a performance. The dude loves drama.

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Zach Birman @TheBirmanator

2 years ago

Is George Lucas the only director who has gone through their great old movies and fucked them all up? I think Spielberg did it once, too, but still, yikes

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Zach Birman @TheBirmanator

2 years ago

Somehow just now learned that The Whale is a Darren Aronofsky movie so now I guess I have to watch it at some point. Didn’t want to because it sounds depressing as fuck.

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Zach Birman @TheBirmanator

2 years ago

Tbh goatees are fucking lame and I can’t believe I had one for a while. Either grow the beard or don’t. No need to half ass it.

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2 years ago

Haven’t been able to focus for a few days but I guess I’m watching Star Wars now. Mostly excited for Empire Strikes Back, though, one of my top ten favorite movies. So good.