Habitual Line Stepper @TheBlkHumorist
Black Comedian who does black comedy. Blerd. Marxist. Curmudgeon. Hire me to say funny things: [email protected] or my DMs. Downtown CLE Joined July 2019-
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it’s really sad to me that a routine part of promoing your music career nowadays is hanging around with these annoying loser streamers/podcasters
it’s really sad to me that a routine part of promoing your music career nowadays is hanging around with these annoying loser streamers/podcasters
Because he entered the fight not at full power and got beat up again… did you watch the movie?
Because he entered the fight not at full power and got beat up again… did you watch the movie?
Brother, if I have the abilities of Spiderman, one thing I will not be is broke.
Brother, if I have the abilities of Spiderman, one thing I will not be is broke.
This who Rhymefest was looking for
This who Rhymefest was looking for
y'all laughing but imagine buying your fav rappers album directly out of their hands 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
y'all laughing but imagine buying your fav rappers album directly out of their hands 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
What are you talking about
It's so bizarre to me that anyone thinks this sort of thing is a flex. Idolizing politicians—no matter the party—is a sign of weakness. If you define your personality by your obsession with a government employee, then you have a really unfulfilling life.
It's so bizarre to me that anyone thinks this sort of thing is a flex. Idolizing politicians—no matter the party—is a sign of weakness. If you define your personality by your obsession with a government employee, then you have a really unfulfilling life.
Bet you don't want smoke with JP Morgan though, pussy
A septum piercing will really activate your inner crazy bitch, like everyone with a septum is batshit and gay af
A septum piercing will really activate your inner crazy bitch, like everyone with a septum is batshit and gay af
the US is the world’s biggest narco-state
"Where do centrists find our Mamdani?" You had your Mamdani. His name was Barack Obama. He had once-in-a-generation charisma. And because centrism is a bankrupt, useless ideology, he was a terrible president. You had your chance, sorry!
"Where do centrists find our Mamdani?" You had your Mamdani. His name was Barack Obama. He had once-in-a-generation charisma. And because centrism is a bankrupt, useless ideology, he was a terrible president. You had your chance, sorry!
buttas w no socks is diabolical
There comes a point where you have to accept that it's impossible to boycott everything. Google practically owns the internet. If you want to live in a modern society, you need Google. Does it suck? Yes. Is Google bad for this? Absolutely, fuck israel. Not much we can do tho
Only ppl who can comfortably say this are people who are no longer of drafting age
Only ppl who can comfortably say this are people who are no longer of drafting age https://t.co/RdFpi2fnKq
every far right “”intellectual”” inevitably tends towards this point. They can quote Evola or namedrop concepts they dont understand or that sound impressive like the friend/enemy distinction or “ordo amoris” but when you boil it down its caveman “me hit you with big rock” shit
every far right “”intellectual”” inevitably tends towards this point. They can quote Evola or namedrop concepts they dont understand or that sound impressive like the friend/enemy distinction or “ordo amoris” but when you boil it down its caveman “me hit you with big rock” shit
And guess how he found out..? His landlord tried to evict him and during the court proceeding, his tenant attorney told him he actually doesn’t even need to leave because the apt’s rent stabilized and he’s been paying $1k extra a month. WHEEEWWWW!!
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They definitely (and admittedly inevitably) made the clanker thing about Black people
They definitely (and admittedly inevitably) made the clanker thing about Black people https://t.co/FT33bmNdgM
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