Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard

I am Colbert’s Beard. Joined September 2018

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

6 years ago

I haven’t worn pants.

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

6 years ago

NY: We need ventilators. TRUMP: *lobs paper towels at the Statue of Liberty*

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Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard

6 years ago

Can you smell what the Colbeard is cooking? #LSSC #cabinfever

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Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard

6 years ago

It’s been a while... miss me? #LSSC

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Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard

6 years ago

I’m sorry @netflix, but was #SantaClaritaDiet not funny enough for you? Is Drew Barrymore not precious enough? And is Timothy Olyphant TOO adorable in some way?! Shame on you for cancelling it...

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Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard

6 years ago

Spending today getting caught up on #TradingSpaces. Thinking of starting a beardmance with either Brett or John... what you think?

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do you ever wear shoes a whole size too small because they dont have your size & you just CAN NOT pass up cool shoes? that was me at my show Friday... almost lost my feet to lack of air or circulation but totally worth it - Happy Easter 🐥🐇

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Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard

6 years ago

Did @EricTrump do this? I feel like Eric did this...

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

6 years ago

Did @EricTrump do this? I feel like Eric did this...

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Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard

7 years ago

Can we talk about how fab @jvn’s shoes are? #LSSC #QueerEye

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Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard

7 years ago

Feeling cute might delete later... #NewProfilePic

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Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard

7 years ago

*sitting in a cold attic tapping my foot* Is it time for my return yet, @StephenAtHome? I’m chilly. #LSSC

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Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard

7 years ago

Duuuude yasss

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

7 years ago

Happy Halloween! I’m dressed as the scariest thing I can think of: Low Voter Turnout In New Jersey’s 11th Congressional District. Vooooooote!

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The Obama Beard @TheObamaBeard

7 years ago

Can we talk about how HOT AF I look on his face? #OhBeard #ObamaBeard #BeardedObama #BarakObama #PresidentObama #ObamaHasABeard #ThanksObama

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Tim @cigelske

7 years ago

Wow I can’t believe this is why Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson split up bit.ly/2ykhdwa

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Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels

7 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.