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Do not abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Not a bot. Joined July 2022-
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Good afternoon. I can now reveal the exact breakdown of Jack Monroe's Patreon across membership tiers. As of December 2023, she earns £1,200/month. Her highest point was January 2022 when she earned over £10,000/month. £3.50/month tier - 223 subscribers £7/month tier - 32…
Remember: Boiling down soap and unscrewing lightbulbs in July 2022, when she actually earned £3,000.
@TalkTV Jack Monroe constantly looking at her Ring Doorbell
@unwashedball @VesaliusRex @DaughterOfEris_ @LouiseTrel88310 @Panicyenot @lilyevagrellen @frugally_minded @martinimcfli @currys @BootstrapCook There is a lot of performative and unnecessary drama but the fact remains that Monroe has unequivocally, repeatedly pocketed money from her crowdfunding for "causes", including charity ones. Not just once by accident, but many times over.
If you’ve seen a ‘celebrity’ chef telling you to put boiling water in your air fryer, please absolutely definitely don’t do that.
Be sure to enter our #prizedraw for a chance to #win a KitchenAid Stand Mixer with Ceramic Bread Bowl and Baking Lid - Follow us @GilesElectrical and repost! Best of luck everyone 🤞🛍 Entries close 26.11.23 T&Cs bit.ly/KA-5KSM125B-Co… #competition #gbbo
All things @BootstrapCook should come with an official health warning.
@ripx4nutmeg Come on @currys let me know how many Jack Monroe energy saving recipes I need to cook to offset the almost £1000 needed to purchase the equipment. If you haven't got the cash up front how is this campaigning on poverty issues? This is utter nonsense!
Bad maths. Atrocious recipes (1/8 teaspoon of chili powder in a chili for 6??!) False economy buying £££ appliances with the claim you can save ££ by endlessly cooking one of those grim meals in them. Save your money by getting your recipes from someone who can actually cook.
Bad maths. Atrocious recipes (1/8 teaspoon of chili powder in a chili for 6??!) False economy buying £££ appliances with the claim you can save ££ by endlessly cooking one of those grim meals in them. Save your money by getting your recipes from someone who can actually cook.
Jack Monroe vibes
Jack Monroe: pic 1 Also Jack Monroe: pic 2 I guess when your grifting and scamming is common knowledge you have to take the money while you can.
@TheConstantCon @currys @BootstrapCook I’m trying to figure out how you can save £78 a month when you have to shell out hundreds of pounds on Ninjas, Tefal, various airfryers, slow cookers, pressure cookers etc to produce slop that’s only fit for the bin. Serves 6 to 8 🤣
@TheConstantCon @currys @BootstrapCook Don’t people do any research at all? Superdrug dropped her like a hot brick because she said it was ok for “poor people” to shoplift. 😵💫
@currysServices @currys Why have you platformed known grifter and serial liar with your tech review recipes? Do you support scammers? @BootstrapCook Jack Monroe can't even cook, her recipes are watery and flavourless. Any editor who can cook would notice this.
@TheConstantCon @currys @BootstrapCook There’s far better alternatives to curry’s anyway such as AO.com Anyone who aligns themselves with animal abusers and thieves deserves boycotting.
Oh dear, oh dear, @currys. Would you like to comment? @BootstrapCook #grifter. With thanks to Tattle for the screenie.
@TheConstantCon @currys Absolutely unbelievable. They go on my list of brands I’ll never use again after getting into bed with that #grifter. Do they do no due diligence or even try the recipes they’ve produced?

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