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Space Bear Formerly Known As Ground Bear Formerly Known As The Cookie Cabal Leader apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.… Missouri, USA Joined May 2018-
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Helping my future gf shop for lingerie by telling her, "That's the tits!" to every piece she shows me.
This is one of the worst aspects of social media. Terrible accts & terrible people are encouraged to be the way they are because it drives revenue for platforms. The Krassensteins are objectively some of the worst people on here, and they made $25K because of it.
This is one of the worst aspects of social media. Terrible accts & terrible people are encouraged to be the way they are because it drives revenue for platforms. The Krassensteins are objectively some of the worst people on here, and they made $25K because of it.
Women will judge a man saying lol in their texting and then show you their texts one day, like: 🥰😍😂🥰😍😛😜🤪😙🤩😘😉😍😚😚😉😗😍🤪😚🤗 About meeting up with their roommate at Srabucks to get their dogs a Puppochino.
Full employment
I think at this point if you forced Americans to vote for a U.S. president and their only options were: Rep Candidate X Dem Candidate Y Libertarian Candidate Z Green Party Loon E Gun To Head Approximately, 20% of the population would just choose the gun.
My cat has started to ignore me when I call for her to come inside for the night. So my dumbass looks ridiculous while I try to wrangle her from underneath cars or in thick brush. Then, she acts like nothing happened once she's back inside, like it was her decision all along.
Finally, people who have never done drugs can experience what it's like to trip. Just watch this video 10 times in a row. Your mind will be fucked up.
Cardio kills.
Isak Danielson - If You Ever Forget That You Love Me youtu.be/BYMqo4eZy58
Krispy Kreme's secret to success
Him: Work was tough today, I had to type out a whole ass email to someone.
Him: Work was tough today, I had to type out a whole ass email to someone.
Me, playing pool, calling my shot: 8-ball, bonus hole pocket
Move aside and let the master baker show you how it’s done.
Her: Omg, I had a rough day at work. Someone sent me an email with no paragraph breaks in size 10, Arial Narrow font.
People need to stop making everything political. GoT has literally nothing to do with American politics. Stfu about it, Cerno. Nothing is sacred enough to not be sacrificed at the alter of politics nowadays & it's annoying as shit.
People need to stop making everything political. GoT has literally nothing to do with American politics. Stfu about it, Cerno. Nothing is sacred enough to not be sacrificed at the alter of politics nowadays & it's annoying as shit.
*Me, dying in a fire because the firefighter can't lift me* The firefighter: Sorry, I can't save you. Diversity is my only strength.
I got fired from a bookstore when I was younger because I put the women's rights books in the humor section.
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@dumbface5000 You ^ watching me fight the thing that attacked my cat.
@dumbface5000 More specifically-
@DamnRenegade This gif except we are drawing whiskers on our faces