The Potato That Couldn’t @TheCowKeyblade

Dumbass/Idiot | Downbad for a nuclear bird | I don’t watch anime I’m just a little bit mentallly impaired, but that doesn’t make me an idiot. Joined June 2016

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The Potato That Couldn’t @TheCowKeyblade

7 days ago

Screw it, I hope he releases the DB Cooper files too

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7 days ago

I can’t believe a friend asked what “Weird AI” was when I typed in “Weird Al” for a song.

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The Potato That Couldn’t @TheCowKeyblade

2 weeks ago

Me to my pregnant wife: No! You can’t take the Tylenol! Think of the baby! Wife: Oh what, you think they’ll have autism? Me: That’s not it, i’ll be DAMNED if our child is a Touhou fan!

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The Potato That Couldn’t @TheCowKeyblade

3 weeks ago

I think the Twitter changed what my year old drafted tweet was qrting. It was originally a gimmick account about community notes selling out but now it’s just some random guy. Based on it his account saying “Joined 2013” means it’s a whole different account.

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The Potato That Couldn’t @TheCowKeyblade

3 weeks ago

What’s it called when your nose hurts because it feels like you’re breathing too much.

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The Potato That Couldn’t @TheCowKeyblade

4 weeks ago

VR Chat is Roblox for people who don't want to play Roblox

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The Potato That Couldn’t @TheCowKeyblade

a month ago

Having the wedding outfits being in the general pool is so funny because imagine pulling for like Tamamo and suddenly you’re getting married instead.

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The Potato That Couldn’t @TheCowKeyblade

a month ago

Japanese puns be like, I bought a Kia from Ikea.

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The Potato That Couldn’t @TheCowKeyblade

a month ago

This is like one of the best jokes I’ve made. I’ve been bouncing it off of both IRL and online friends and they all agree it’s a fucking banger. The worst part is that no one at the time reacted. This must be what Northernlion feels like.