The Crack Tractor @TheCrackTractor
The Crack Tractor. Cranky as fuck. Born in Dagenham, Essex, August 1940 Joined May 2014-
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Latest Felix In China blog post is up! felixinchina.com/1/post/2016/12… via @weebly
Wow. @Toll_Group - Slower and less competent than Australia Post. Now THAT takes some doing.
@IanThorp Loiter? Sulk? Dawdle? Tarry? Ah. 'Loaf'
@IanThorp Now copy and paste the lyrics of Red Right Hand. Ohhh, yeah!
@IanThorp Japanese is also very entertaining.
@IanThorp Bung in some English text and select Icelandic. Awesome.
@IanThorp spinning disk is dead (as you know). How long before deep archive's on SSD if it ain't in cloud object stores?
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Wow, @davemcclure has a MELTDOWN on #WebSummit stage over Donald Trump election
Latest blog post is up! felixinchina.com/1/post/2016/10…
No idea. Really. felixinchina.com/1/post/2016/10…
The Mid-Autumn Festival felixinchina.com/1/post/2016/09…
Wishing us a long life to share the graceful moonlight, though thousands of miles apart. 但愿人长久，千里共婵娟
A bright moon and stars twinkle and shine. Wishing you a merry Mid-Autumn Festival, bliss, and happiness! 皓月闪烁，星光闪耀，中秋佳节，美满快乐！
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I admit, I had questioned why my husband needed a laser cutter...but he just burned the Virgin Mary onto a tortilla
You heard it here first: Maribyrnong is an anglicised version of ‘Mirring-gnay-bir-nong’, which translates as ‘I can hear a ringtail possum’
Why democracy can be a bad thing: theage.com.au/federal-politi… I remain aghast that this clown was elected.
I just updated my Weebly website. felixinchina.com via @weebly
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