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PORTAL BOUND
Sources confirm that @svsubaseball outfielder @BrendanConkle has entered the transfer portal.
He was batting .286 in limited appearances for the Cardinals. He will have one season of eligiblity remaining.
Is posting a photo of a plane crash appropriate on the 35th anniversary of Flight 229 crashing in Fairbanks, Alaska killing all 87 passengers? Wouldn't hurt to take this down @DU_BSBALL
Is posting a photo of a plane crash appropriate on the 35th anniversary of Flight 229 crashing in Fairbanks, Alaska killing all 87 passengers? Wouldn't hurt to take this down @DU_BSBALL
HACKED.
@DU_BSBALL accused of manipulating connectivity on @GVSUBaseball watches. Davenport won three out of four, but sources close to the GVSU program suggest foul play.
“Everyone knows what they’re about over there, half that team is felons.”
Will @GLIACsports intervene?
EMBARASSING!
@uwpbaseball TikToker Allen Leitner nearly DROWNED after attempting to use the cold tub following a bullpen session. He was resuccitated after Assistant Coach @CjThieleke performed mouth to mouth.
Coach Thieleke is a HERO.
GANG VIOLENCE
@PNW_Baseball was set to open their season against @kwc_baseball this week, but was forced to POSTPONE after their bus was jacked by local gang members. Gary PD recovered the bus, but equipment was missing.
Will @GLIACsports intervene and force PNW to leave Gary?
Despite three years in the @DU_BSBALL weight room, @ConnorLaskey1 is STILL victim weight. Performance Coach @BrockHertrampf is said to be on the hot seat, per sources.
Will the Panthers begin requiring their athletes to cover their panties while in the weight room?
WAYNE STATE HATES AMERICA.
@waynestbaseball has been found harboring Canadians @KeeganPulford@CarsonTehan@noahmurciano@Kavan_White
This is the worst betrayal the United States has faced since Benedict Arnold. Will they do the right thing and cut these potential TERRORISTS?
CHAOS!
@svsubaseball fundraiser devolves into BRAWL after Cardinals players engaged in shouting match with parapelegic French Canadien @SpecialOlympics Silver Medalist Rhèt Ardèd.
Tensions are HIGH as the USA faces off against Canada in the #4Nations Final.
Reigning @GLIACadmirer Rizzler of the Year @CamdenKearney is struggling to stay "focused" around "handsome" teammate @tommyclark_3, per sources. @UWPMBB
Will he be able to lock in and repeat as ROY?
COWBOY.
@EssigGrant will get the ball in Game 1 for @GVSUBaseball in their four game set against @DruryBaseball this Saturday in Springfield. The freshman will be making his highly anticipated debut.
WELCOME TO THE GLIAC @RULakersgg
Roosevelt baseball starts the week off hot, collecting just one hit courtesy of Freshman two-way William Zalabek @ZalabakWilliam
Can the Lakers turn it around, or is it back to @NAIA?
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